Meat fife

That dirty piece of man-meat dangling betwixt your legs.

Barrett, stop being such a meat fife.

by p m s January 8, 2009

Meat Day

(Noun) An event to honor amazing meat products (Beef, Chicken, and Pork) by consuming only meats and beer for a twenty four hour period.

Bill attended a Meat Day and ate his weight in chicken wings and sausages

by jmax June 10, 2013

meat bullets

abnormally long nipples, especially when aroused they will protrude twice the length of the average woman's nipples.

Damn, look at the meat bullets on that girl, I would try to nibble on one but it might choke me

by scorpioeric July 10, 2009

meat scarf

A person with a double chin. The fat is considered the scarf as in meat scarf.

girl: nice meat scarf.
guy: what do you mean?
girl: your double chin.

by cop4u January 29, 2009

meat duff

A term coined by Australian sailors for a large piece of red meat (usually a full steak or several slices of roast) that are eaten as a dessert during the main meal of the day.

I just had two serves of meat duff and now I am as full as a WRAN in a maneating contest.

by Irish471 August 25, 2008

meat kick

When one person (male or female) takes their leg and uses a strong force of energy to smash it into another person's (male) private area. This hurts a lot so try to avoid from it happening to you.

"If you don't shut up i'm gonna meat kick you as hard as I can."

by dean and jordan June 18, 2006

Blue Meat

Primarily referring to human females. When breast tissue displays an above average level of blue (deoxygenated) veins, it can be referred to as "Blue Meat". The area around the breasts generally retains its normal skin tone.

"I was with a very hot MILF last night; there was a lot of Blue Meat".

by PopeMichael March 1, 2010