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math slut

someone smart who you go to get answers in math. Or someone you can pay to get math answers.
Kirstin is such a math slut, I gave her five bucks for all the answers.
by Heisler February 26, 2008
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math debate

A stupid little phrase that most immature people try to get you to say 5 (or any number really) times fast. At the end it is masterbate, the person who made you say it giggles like an idiot thinking they're witty. It's the perfect excuse to slap that person.
Person 1- Say math debate 5 times fast!
Person 2- Ha ha ha ha ha no...
by sickk! May 17, 2006
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math studies

a math course in the IB program, described by David Matthews as "math for those who normally would not take math", described by most students as "the greatest course ever! prrrrrrrrrrrrat!"
"nigga this math portfolio and calculus shit is hard!"
"stupid ass nigga, you should have taken Math Studies!"

"whoaaaaaa StudieS!"
by horkypoo December 21, 2003
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math whores

Teenage girls whom high school math teachers flirt with and who rove in packs, disregarding the fact that they are usually terrible students.
Look at the teacher talking to those math whores, he won't even let me ask a question! Now I'll fail my test. Damn.
by Charlie9 April 7, 2006
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Girl Math

An illogical reasoning and justification to making an unnecessary purchase used primarily by women.

When someone wants to purchase something, this purchase often being more than they should make, they will make illogical reasoning to justify the purchase, this reasoning is known as "girl math." There is reasoning behind the "girl math," but the reasoning is strongly biased towards the impulsive desires of the user to make the purchase and isn't very logical when taking everything into account from the person's income, to the cost of the purchase, to the necessity of the item.

Some examples of "girl math" are:
- Someone says "I made sixty dollars today!" when they bought something discounted for $440 that was usually $500.
- When buying $300 shoes, "it's less than a dollar a day if I wear them for a year." This "girl math" is commonly used as marketing in product advertisements as well.
- When returning an item, "I made an extra $120 today," followed by immediately going to the store to spend all of it because it was extra money.
- When purchasing something from the store, "it's free because I'm using cash." The reasoning coming from the fact that the purchase won't effect the person's funds in their bank account.
Got this $260 pair of shoes for free because I used cash! Girl math!
by Mr Bilbo Swaggins September 26, 2023
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math club

The greatest club known to mankind. Those that are fortunate enough to become involved get to participate in regional, statewide, and even national competitions. The mathletes compete against other dorks (yes, we are completely aware that we're dorks) and spend Saturdays with a calculator and pencil as their closest companions. Great friends are made through math club, and there are dire consequences for any negativity regarding this extracurricular. Many math clubs have morning practices, in which the mathletes have a chance to show their devotion by waking up early to do math before school starts.
From "Mean Girls:"
Cady: I think I'm joining the Mathletes.
Regina: No! No, no. You cannot do that. That is social suicide. DAMN! You are so lucky you have us to guide you.
(In reality, Regina has no idea what the true meaning of math club is or mathletes, in this instance)

I am SO excited to wake up at 6 am on a Saturday for math club! (note the lack of sarcasm)

I calculator math club!
by Spoons December 30, 2004
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