something a guy has to do every day if he hasnt had sex or it will come out at night in the form of a wet dream and mess up his boxers
by sycop August 21, 2006
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Get the Masturbation mug.Mutual masterbation is when two or more males get together in a room and masterbate infront of each other. They may get naked and sit in a cirle and masterbate the person to their left or they may just all masterbate themselfs at the same time. There are many variations.
When two friends meet in a room and they strip off and then masterbate each other until they ejaculate, this is an example of mutual masterbation.
by Jonathon C June 18, 2006
Get the mutual masterbation mug.The act of performing extremely violent self sexual pleasure the morning after a night of heavy drinking and not getting laid. Usually leaves self inflicted puss oozing wounds and burns that can last up to 2 days; eventually, they turn into scabs then heal.
The guy who didn't get laid the night before decided to take his anger out through angry masturbation on a hangover.
or:
(during the act) "Damn you YAM RAAAHHH!!! You sat on my BALLS ARRRGGH!!! I HATE YO! RAAAH!!!!"
or:
(during the act) "Damn you YAM RAAAHHH!!! You sat on my BALLS ARRRGGH!!! I HATE YO! RAAAH!!!!"
by douchewad September 2, 2006
Get the angry masturbation on a hangover mug.by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 4, 2003
Get the mutal masturbation mug.The act of having sex or doing sexual things with someone so similar to you, they could nearly be called a clone.
Andrew: Ah man i just slept with Jessica!
Dave: What?! She is exactly like you! You look and act like you could be the same person!
Andrew: I know, it was some serious Narcissistic Masturbation!
Dave: What?! She is exactly like you! You look and act like you could be the same person!
Andrew: I know, it was some serious Narcissistic Masturbation!
by Kurutoro August 16, 2011
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It's a high-level baiting technique in which a person has the ability to force a person into believing in a false logistic. The outcome leads a person to realize they've been decieved. The person baiting then has the ability to overcome and/or take advantage over the person baited. The Masturbater is a "MASTER at BAITING".Can be used in real life applications. In the 1700s it was regarded as "Choking the Chicken", as people often choked the person baited. Due to modern slang, it is now regarded as "masturbating".
It's a high-level baiting technique in which a person has the ability to force a person into believing in a false logistic. The outcome leads a person to realize they've been decieved. The person baiting then has the ability to overcome and/or take advantage over the person baited. The Masturbater is a "MASTER at BAITING".Can be used in real life applications. In the 1700s it was regarded as "Choking the Chicken", as people often choked the person baited. Due to modern slang, it is now regarded as "masturbating".
by ChadV2 November 15, 2018
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