zombie mask

Noun.

While having sex doggie style, the male spits on the female partner's back, causing her to erroneously believe he came; then, when she rolls over, he ejaculates on her face, creating a "zombie mask" of cum.

Syn. houdini

Jen was pretty trashed after the party, so she had no clue I was about to give her a zombie mask whilst we were fucking.

by SuzaK April 18, 2006

Mud Mask

When a person shits in a womens vagina and then eats her out.

Last night I gave her a Mud Mask and my face still smells like shit.

by Manotaur December 30, 2007

Coon mask

When a man dips his balls in chocolate sauce, then teabags his partner

I gave Jenny a coon mask last night

by Looloo123 August 3, 2016

mask burning

Apparently, this is a thing believe it or not. It happened recently in Idaho where a bunch of entitled Karens and their children gathered around the capitol state grounds and lit a bunch of face masks on fire.

Angry parents and children: STOP THE QUARANTINE, WE WANT OUR FREEDOMS BACK!!!!!!!!!

Angry parents and children: WE WILL RESORT TO MASK BURNING IF WE DON'T GET WHAT WE WANT!!!!!

Literally everyone else: lol

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 25, 2021

Zoro mask

When a male dips his ball sack in melted chocolate and then places it over a person's eye's(usually a girl). After all this has taken place, it will look like Zoro's mask that he has in the movies.

Man dude, I really want to give that girl a Zoro mask.

by Mikey Croft February 16, 2009

bandito mask

similar to the Arabian Goggles, only the balls are dipped in shit before placed on the eyes. most effective if the eyes are closed, thus resembling a mask.

when i was sleeping, that bastard gave me a bandito mask!

by AKSJAKSJKAJSKAJS December 24, 2007

Shit mask

A shit mask is a term for comical purposes, stating that your age is higher than your true age, then telling said person that your secret is a shit mask

Person1: Hey, how old are you?
Person2(30): I'm 52
Person1: what's your secret?
Person2: I use a shit mask
Person1: a shit mask?
Person2: yea, it's when you take a shit in your hand, and rub it in your face, sure it's disgusting at first, but you get used to it.
(If this person actually shits in there hand, and rubs it in their face its hilarious, even if they bail and only shit in their hand, still worth it.)(If they do partake in this shit mask, and confront you, tell them "You do look younger, with that shit on you, you look around 2 years old")...

Perfection everytime

by The Real KGB_MAN April 17, 2018