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marijha

She is a short person, who is half black and half Mexican. She is rlly ugly, and is not smart, just kidding she is pretty ig. She will never answer ur FaceTimes. She is as flat as the earth oh wait she is as flat as a pancake but like a thicc pancake. She loves to be called Timmy thicc, and loves doll houses
Did u see that girl Marijha she is Timmy thicc

Marijha should answer kushal’s FaceTimes more often
by The thickest kardashian July 21, 2019
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MARIAH

She is nice and caring but she broke my heart and said she didn’t love me or care about so now my heart is in a million pieces
Mariah said she loved me but starved me and kept my rightful from me. I had to steal them back.
by Okummmmbye_1 March 9, 2020
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Mariah Carey

a great singer. my sugar mommy who i gave kids to. honestly a beautiful human being though
tripletits: name a singer who has both ass and tits.

me: mariah carey.
by babiesheads June 10, 2020
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Marathon Pedophile

A breed of Pedophiles that attempts to argue and normalize pedophilia before eventually molesting you, thus amplifying the guilt you feel towards turning them in.
Person 1: "Yeah, he kept insisting societies outlook on pedophilia is unscientific and based on nonsense. He even tried to say that some girls are "mature" for their age and should decide for themselves".

Person 2: "Sounds like a Marathon Pedophile".
by bigchungus45 June 22, 2021
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pre-mariticide

The killing of one's future husband.
John had finally driven Mary to the point where she considered committing pre-mariticide.
by littlenightangel July 30, 2011
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2 minute marathon

Tryin' not to bust that nut within two minutes.
"Yo, that booty almost got me tutti frutti real quick, homegirl had me running the 2 minute marathon."
by lordfarkwad April 14, 2017
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Mariah Carey

A fat Burger obsessed screaming R&B whore, and famous cousin for Boomer from Left 4 Dead series
Fatty is famous only in the United States & again , well known for having countless flops all around the world.
Memoirs Of A Screaming Banshee is such a Flop Mariah Carey Album
by MiMi luv u long time ! October 15, 2010
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