Mario Kart Syndrome

Someone who insists they’re the best at Mario kart (despite sucking) when the popular Nintendo game is brought up in any conversation

Person 1: You wanna play Mario Kart?
Person 2: Yeah man I’m the best at Mario kart
Person 1: looks like another case of Mario Kart syndrome

by keeys July 25, 2021

Oral Mario Cart Sex

When one person is playing Mario Cart and the other is giving them oral

Person A: Damnnnnnnnnn bro me and Jessie did some good ass Oral Mario Cart Sex last night.
Person B: Nice one bro, me and Chris gonna do some tonight.

by god_of_oranges August 1, 2021

Mario Hedonic Threshold (MHT)

The point in a video game wherein the challenge exceeds the fun. Mario Hedonic Threshold or MHT is named for the world's favorite digital Italian plumber, but the term could apply to any challenge a gamer finds sufficiently frustrating. MHT value necessarily varies according to an individual gamer's psychological characteristics and skill set.

Subject M's Mario Hedonic Threshold (MHT) is as high as Rainbow Road. M didn't even break a sweat during that final lap! Subject L's low MHT, however, resulted in a broken TV screen and reports of a researcher being force-fed a Joy Con.

by R. Electrico November 9, 2021

Mario

a sexy mother fucker who knows how to kickflip

that guy is a mario on skateboarding

by grafw mlkies November 20, 2021

Shoggin Mario boquiepfany

The action on standing on the right leg, putting the left foot up by you’re hip and holding it with you’re hand.

Did you see how that guy just did the Shoggin Mario boquiepfany!?! He’s talented!

by Smallbitchesaresexy September 21, 2021

Mario

Mario is somebody who is always putting others needs before his. He notices the little things and is incredibly attentive. Talks a lot but always honest and always uses the right words. He is determined when necessary but never rude. Amazingly passionate and just the right amount of dominant in bed but gentle in everyday life. Mario is person who is easy to love because he is super funny and has a big heart. Can't even imagine he would turn his back on the people he loves. And as a cherry on the top of the cake he loooooves animals.

He is Mario to my Luigi

by pinkcatlady November 21, 2021

juan mario

Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.

I spent a night with Juan Mario, he cleaned my pipes and I’m overwhelmingly satisfied

by Khuan November 22, 2021