Maria Guerra

she has a crush on daniel but won’t admit it

maria guerra loves daniel

by president of the wrld March 31, 2021

Maria

gives people bonerjams

that maria gave me a bonerjam

by vitamin lil-d April 10, 2021

lj and maria

Lj and maria are two homo people

Person 1:Did you hear about lj and maria
Person 2:Yes their homo right
Person 1:Yeah

by Iykyksozbtwbutnotrly July 8, 2022

Maria

Lovely long-haired blonde girl, known to be extremely innocent, she reveals herself when she is comfortable enough with said person, she shows herself to be kind and she stores many emotions to herself, SHES SO CUTE, DON'T MAKE HER SUFFER.

Maria: Enfim
Maria: uhum
Maria: Ruiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

by Dyss. April 29, 2011

Maria

a foul she-wog chick. easily told apart from the rest of society by their twitchy stuck up demeanor, a face caked full of makeup especially dark eye makeup, skanky straightened hair, huge proboscis. generally pug-fugly, but their male counterparts, aka MARIO's or GINO's tend to froth on them.

Mario: Ooh ma fuckin god 'bro! Check out 'dose two Marias over dere.

Gino: Shut the gates, Uleh!

by thedesecrator July 6, 2009

maría

Spanish slang for marijuana

Fumamos un porro de maría y cogimos un colocón de la hostia

We smoked a joint of marijuana and we got awfully stoned

by fonsucu June 12, 2008

Santa Maria

When during Thanksgiving dinner you have sex with your girlfriend, or what ever slut you pick up off the street, on the table through the Thanksgiving turkey while everyone is eating dinner.

Did you see Uncle Jim santa maria his girl last Thanksgiving?

by Norman Fedora November 2, 2011