by nyamnun January 18, 2023
Get the Dirty Mariamug. Where to start....? First of all, Laura Maria's are very smart, they always know a good advice or an answer. They are always there for you when you need them. They can be very hot if they want and are also very pretty. I hope that everyone gets to know a Laura-Maria in his Life. Thank you for existing!
Me:Ugh,I don't understand this! Laura Maria can you help me?
Laura-Maria:Should I explain it to you?
Me:Yes, please that would be really helpful!
Laura-Maria: No problem!
Laura-Maria:Should I explain it to you?
Me:Yes, please that would be really helpful!
Laura-Maria: No problem!
by ilovemylife123456789 November 22, 2021
Get the Laura Mariamug. Part 1
A Tiea is an X-member of the 229 and therefore a 229'er. Not to be confused with being in the X-Men. However, she is a mutant. Her powers are more honorable as she seeks to destroy all lies. Like Krystola, she will cast spells on your ass but not with sparklers. She will walk around your house with sticks and lit candles when she does you in. Don't need no stinking sparklers!!
Tia-Maria's are beautiful and amazing creatures. They love having fun and have beautiful smiles.
Tiea's are also prone to mood swings and sitting in truck for prolonged periods of time. One must first observe her mood from a distance before approaching. If it's safe you may approach a Tiea but if not it's better to wait until you see a smile. She has a spectacular smile.
Tiea will make you biscuits and they are grander than Grands especially when she puts strawberries in them. She will also keep you alive when she let's you eat the food she stockpiles but sometimes other members do not like that you can F up all the food you want so beware plotting IS afoot.
Tiea's will take you arrowhead digging when they find out you wanna go so bad.
Tiea's will wash clothes nonstop too and use up ALLLL the Tide in the house.
Tiea's also mix up cheap laundry soap in the Tide bottle but don't tell Triple D.
See part 2- if you can handle it??!
A Tiea is an X-member of the 229 and therefore a 229'er. Not to be confused with being in the X-Men. However, she is a mutant. Her powers are more honorable as she seeks to destroy all lies. Like Krystola, she will cast spells on your ass but not with sparklers. She will walk around your house with sticks and lit candles when she does you in. Don't need no stinking sparklers!!
Tia-Maria's are beautiful and amazing creatures. They love having fun and have beautiful smiles.
Tiea's are also prone to mood swings and sitting in truck for prolonged periods of time. One must first observe her mood from a distance before approaching. If it's safe you may approach a Tiea but if not it's better to wait until you see a smile. She has a spectacular smile.
Tiea will make you biscuits and they are grander than Grands especially when she puts strawberries in them. She will also keep you alive when she let's you eat the food she stockpiles but sometimes other members do not like that you can F up all the food you want so beware plotting IS afoot.
Tiea's will take you arrowhead digging when they find out you wanna go so bad.
Tiea's will wash clothes nonstop too and use up ALLLL the Tide in the house.
Tiea's also mix up cheap laundry soap in the Tide bottle but don't tell Triple D.
See part 2- if you can handle it??!
229'er- Who's that sitting in that truck over there?
Princess Weirdo- Gasps as she takes an step backwards saying stand back!! It's a tiea-Maria!!!
229'er 2-What's a Tiea-Maria, PW?
Princess Weirdo- Nobody knows they just mysteriously appeared. Don't go over there! Let me observe her mood.
229'er 1- I'm so very scared right now!
Princess Weirdo- No stay away!! It's not safe for you to approach TM! Imma go visit her though.
Princess Weirdo- Gasps as she takes an step backwards saying stand back!! It's a tiea-Maria!!!
229'er 2-What's a Tiea-Maria, PW?
Princess Weirdo- Nobody knows they just mysteriously appeared. Don't go over there! Let me observe her mood.
229'er 1- I'm so very scared right now!
Princess Weirdo- No stay away!! It's not safe for you to approach TM! Imma go visit her though.
by Princess Weirdo January 16, 2022
Get the Tiea-Mariamug. French Toast made with baileys, kalua, egg nog, eggs, spices,and french or sour dough bread. This is a traditional meal made on Christmas Morning only, MORE then one serving per year can kill a man!
by mrplant December 27, 2011
Get the the ave mariamug. by Soldier309 July 5, 2016
Get the Maria-Mulletmug. She’s one of a kind. She has more kindness in one hand than most people in their hole body. Strong, emphatic, artistic, creative and a true to herself. She’s here to change the life and vision of anyone and most people around her have their whole attention on her. You could be at war with anything but if she’s by your side you’ll feel peace no matter what because that’s what she is. The kind of person you wait for. She’s not a people’s pleaser, much more than that she just has a very human heart and doesn’t spend time trying to hide her feelings for others.
If you have one Maria Veronica in your life,
You should just feel very LUCKY.
Coquitoloco
If you have one Maria Veronica in your life,
You should just feel very LUCKY.
Coquitoloco
by Terevidentes November 23, 2021
Get the Maria Veronicamug. A Crusty Maria is a sexual act in which a man, firstly eats out an old vagina with a yeast infection and then kisses the girl thus transferring the 'crust'. Then the girl will give the man a blowjob, giving him that crust.
by Hjmenne May 31, 2014
Get the Crusty Mariamug.