by Paul Pogba is going to Madrid May 11, 2019
Get the Manchester United mug.A "Manchester" is used in response to an individual claiming a completely ridiculous course of action. Once Manchestered, said individual must complete his claim within either 24 hours or within a mutually agreed upon time frame, otherwise punishable with an open hand slap to the face. However if the Manchestered individual succeeds, they are then allowed to slap the individual who put the Manchester into motion. So Manchester with care.
Participating in the practice of Manchestering, is an opt in game for the participants, with no option to opt out for the remainder of the participant's lifespan.
“Do. Or do not. There is no try.” -Yoda
Participating in the practice of Manchestering, is an opt in game for the participants, with no option to opt out for the remainder of the participant's lifespan.
“Do. Or do not. There is no try.” -Yoda
Example 1:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.
Subject 2: Manchester
Subject 1: (Does not try)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)
Example 2:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.
Subject 2: Manchester
Subject 1: (Tries and fails)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)
Example 3
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.
Subject 2: Manchester
Subject 1: (Tries and gets the number)
Subject 2: (Prepares for a slapping)
Subject 1: (Slaps Subject 2 with an open hand slap to the face)
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.
Subject 2: Manchester
Subject 1: (Does not try)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)
Example 2:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.
Subject 2: Manchester
Subject 1: (Tries and fails)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)
Example 3
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.
Subject 2: Manchester
Subject 1: (Tries and gets the number)
Subject 2: (Prepares for a slapping)
Subject 1: (Slaps Subject 2 with an open hand slap to the face)
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Person 1- Manchester
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