by totalmeh123 March 05, 2011
When the recipient inserts a magnet into a rear orifice then a person with a prince albert piercing proceeds to fish for the magnet with their piercing
Girl 1: How are you and your boyfriend doing?
Girl 2: Feeling a little off today, my boyfriend failed going Mississippi Magnet Fishing.
Girl 2: Feeling a little off today, my boyfriend failed going Mississippi Magnet Fishing.
by hammerlol August 19, 2024
A strong/intense EMF-field that emanates from your bed-springs; said powerful field creates a debilitating "pull" on the iron in your blood and thus makes it very hard for you to get out of bed, especially on those occasions when it is absolutely necessary for you to do so, such as when it's time to get ready for work, you "need to pee real bad", the telephone or doorbell rings, someone else in the household (child, pet, elderly house-guest, etc.) urgently requires your assistance, etc.
I am firmly convinced dat there is a great conspiracy among Sealy, Serta, and da other major mattress-manufacturers to intentionally create mattresses that mess with your body and cause you to feel groggy and heavy when trying to lift your head up off da pillow. Perhaps they specifically design their mattresses' coil-springs to act like magnetic coils that harness the earth's magnetic field and then create a strong magnetic pull on your iron-rich blood, this "mattress-magnetism" is why it's often such a gargantuan struggle to raise yerself off da sheets.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
by formeireallylikecone April 01, 2023
A "scum magnet" might be pursued by a romance scammer.
by sadderbutwiser November 27, 2013
the only gadget that could save the cats from the wrathosphere, activated by a series of tones such as the ones in "with a little help from my friends" and "only you"
Person 1: Do you see when Louis kicked Harry in the balls so he could reach the high notes in AAOOD?
Person 2: When they were activating the pussy magnet?
Person 1: Yeah, that's on my larents being a mess even on an animated series
Person 2: When they were activating the pussy magnet?
Person 1: Yeah, that's on my larents being a mess even on an animated series
by justmagicalgirl March 10, 2021
by youmustnotknow.thetruth. June 25, 2024