Pink Mustache

When you cum in a girl on her period and then eat her out

Man, last night I fucked this chick on her period. Then I ate her out. Walked out of there with a pink mustache

by Barbnig April 19, 2020

100 Proof Mustache

It’s the name for any liquor that mixes into the system of any low life thief. You can usually smell it as if it were dripping from a white trash mustache. You usually have 100% proof that they did it while they believe they are a drunk ninja.

Yo I knew we were gonna get in trouble when my friends walked in smelling like 100 proof mustache.

by 696dfsdnkg March 1, 2020

Mustache

Slang term for the woman who is married or dating a man that is actually homosexual.

Ryan Seacrest's new mustache is Berit Heitmann. He just dumped a Victoria Secret model.

by bush3102 June 30, 2020

ivory mustache

When semen is liberally applied to the upper lip of a recipient or recipients.

He totally gave those twins matching ivory mustaches.

by Jackin McCrackin 2.0 August 19, 2012

The Trojan Mustache

When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.

Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache.

Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!

by rarussell93 July 25, 2011

Oates Mustache

A demented sexual act from Northern Canada. Unknowlingly having sex with your estranged father.

I can't believe she was caught on tape doing the Oates Mustache. She probably didn't know it was her dad.

by StB08 June 29, 2011

old mustache

An Old Man who was a member of the mafia

“Henry is an Old Mustache”.

by Ralph cigarette November 13, 2023