The Mike Tyson

Upon whispering sweet nothings to your sweetheart, you jizz. This tenses your jaw, which inadvertently tears off her ear. Oops.

Accidents happen, Kevin. Even though you pulled The Mike Tyson, she's got another ear.

by Steve Shifty Shaft January 18, 2011

Mike Orlando

Semi popular at push play concerts. An extremely nice and handsome individual. He is defiantly well liked by everyone!

Mike Orlando

by 123654785 June 19, 2008

Mike Unt

Prank name

"Hello. Have you seen Mike Unt?" (Sounds like "My Cunt")

by dpolsrod September 11, 2003

Mike Wazowski

When a woman is giving you head and as you cum you shout "Mike Wazowski" and force your semen out of her nose from laughter.

My girlfriend was giving me head and when I ejaculated I shouted "Mike Wazowski" and she laughted so hard my cum came out of her nose.

by cadirtymind April 3, 2010

Mike Patton

Lead Man for several famous bands. Also a habitual masturbator

Mike Patton is a habitual masturbator

by meatwad May 6, 2005

Mike Gordon

The bassist who also served as a songwriter and singer for the legendary jam band Phish from the mid 80's to 8/15/04 at the Coventry Festival where Phish played their last show. He is famous for his sick slap bass technique, legendary bass tone, and compositions like Mike's Song.

Mike Gordon and the Benevento/Russo Duo played a nearly hour long jam of "Foam" in Athens, GA, recently.

by Zachée Elliée September 22, 2005

Mike Rotch

The person that anyone who makes a prank phone call seems to be wondering if you've seen lately.

Hell, I was just wondering if you'd seen Mike Rotch around?

by El Ultimo Vato del Todo El Mundo, Panocha007 April 6, 2003