mid-future

The point after carrying out a bad idea, at which you immediately realize it was a bad idea.

Johns car overheated, so he pulled to the side of the road to check it out. Without thinking about it, he grabbed a paper towel and used it to protect his hand from the heat as he removed the radiator cap. I'm sure John thought this was a perfect mid-future situation as the boiling antifreeze from the radiator sprayed all over his arms and face.

by Marcus P. September 25, 2007

Mid-poo entertainment

A form of entertainment used to engage oneself while defecating

While Alex was on the loo, he read the Wikipedia entry for Quantum mechanics on his iPhone as his mid-poo entertainment

by Default name November 21, 2009

Zeezie Mid

Up and coming rapper. Surprised everyone with how good Voldemort is. The best rapper at MHS followed by Yung Dranq. Voldemort was heat excited to see what’s next!

Girl: “Who is that super talented rapper with an eight inch dick”
Boy: That’s my idol Zeezie Mid

by TheTruth25 April 2, 2019

Mid

Alpine F1 engine

Alpine is the definition of mid

by Gooboe August 9, 2025

Mid Poisoning

What happens when you smoke too much mid

Me, on the phone: "Yo Justin are you coming over?"
Justin: "Nah bro, i got mid poisoning"

by Brad Ricketts Likes Big Cocks December 13, 2019

Mid

Meowbahh

Yo what does mid mean it's meowbahh

by LG. August 30, 2022

Mid

Something that is bad, below average, or lackluster.

Playboy Carti is mid, his beats make me want to start planning my own fucking funeral.

by graviti_bound May 3, 2024