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Cock Meat Sandwich

(noun) kok-meet-sand-wich

A type of blowjob that involves two persons sucking another one's balls at the same time, thus sandwiching the penis, or the "meat". This term was created by an awesome movie called "Harold & Kumar 2: Escape from Guantanamo Bay"
Example 1: Hey girls! Wanna give me a Cock Meat Sandwich instead of you each taking turns giving me a blowjob?
Example 2:

Big Bob - So are ya'll ready for your Cock Meat Sandwich?
Harold - Uhh.....no?
Big Bob - Well ya'll better get down quick! 'Cause i gotta whole lotta sandwich for ya'll....(cock comes out).

later on...

Kumar - So are you a homosexual for making us suck your dick?
Big Bob - THERE'S NOTHING WRONG ABOUT GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S GAY FOR SUCKING MY DICK!!
by Charles U. May 17, 2008
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Kosher Meat

Meat defined as "clean" by Yahweh in the Bible (Deuteronomy 14:3-21).
Peter's vision does NOT deny kosher meats, rather by it Yahweh showed Peter not to call Gentiles "unclean".
by Herbert W. Headstrong June 30, 2009
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man meat

A BIG & HARD THROBBING COCK MADE TO GIVE PAIN, AND PLEASURE. Therefore it is no longer a "penis", but MAN MEAT! What any horny girl wants to use for a lolly pop.
Oh god Kevin... give me your man meat NOW <3
by Virgin Of Luck June 26, 2006
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matoaka

Camp Matoaka is an all girls camp located in Smithfield ME., founded by Joe and Midge Nathonson in 1951. It is the BEST CAMP EVER.
person 1: Where do you go to camp?
person 2: Vega
person 1: haha SUCKS FOR YOU you should of gone to Matoaka
by Matoakaa November 19, 2007
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Meat Tool

noun 1 An extremely foolish, stupid or contemptable person. 2 A penis
John is such a meat tool, he blew a whole month's wages on a pair of shoes.

I caught my boyfriend sleeping with my sister while I was at work! He's such a meat tool!

Gillian will charge you only 25 dollars, and you can insert your meat tool where ever you please.
by Mrs Moo June 29, 2010
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meat cubby

A synonym for a women's reproductive tract. Typically used in a joking manner, given the association between Cubbies and Grade-school.
Justin: "Hey man did you put your goods in that girl's meat cubby last night?"

Andrew: "Nah man, too many other guys have had their 'goods' in that particular cubby."
by froman91 August 14, 2011
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meat lingzhi

A plastic vagina sometimes found buried 80m underground in China.
"Bro, what is a meat lingzhi?"
"Dude, search youtube for Chinese News Mistakes Sex Toy for Mysterious Mushroom."
by Trent Angelus July 1, 2012
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