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Soft McDonald

A code phrase that one says while in a public setting to convey that a hearty bowel movement is afoot following the ingestion of copious amounts of fast food.
Yeah, that McPick 2 is going to be a Soft McDonald in a matter of moments.
by TheBaeistBae August 19, 2016
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Mcdonald’s Wifi

Can be a real life or gaming term for “shitty internet
I keep DYING because of my FUCKING MCDONALD’S WIFI
by PizzaParker.- November 9, 2018
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mcdonalds chunkies

(noun) the things when you bite into a mcdonalds chicken nugget and you bite into the chunky pieces of fat and it makes that gross noise/feeling
1. Yuck! You like mcdonalds chunkies? Supa yuck.

2. Person 1: Ooh Ma, that mcdonalds chunkie all up in my tooth.
Person 2: Damn that sucks, man.
by cheesybread July 18, 2017
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a job at mcdonalds

a hand job

guy: *ignoring girlfriend*

girl: i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds

guy: heck yeah!

;)
“if you text back fast enough i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds;)”
by omfg is this username taken? December 22, 2018
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carol mcdonald

A smoking hot slut from the harbour who sucks dick like no ones business. She can be spotted with her two for one deal with her daughter Jenny McDonald
Damn I loved when carol McDonald sucked my chessy dick
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McDonald's Boy

Someone who's just a goddamn McDonald's boy.
Person 1: "Hey you, get over here. I wanna talk ta you."
Person 2: "Yea? Everything cool?"
Person 1: "Naw, it ain't fuckin' cool and I'll tell ya why. I seen your kind around here before."
Person 2: "Look sir, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't want any trouble. Just let me get my drink."
Person 1: "Psht, typical...I knew it as soon as I seen you walk in that there door."
Person 2: "What the hell are you even talking about old man?"
Person 1: "Yer one uh them goddamn McDonald's boys ain'tcha?"
by StinkyPinkerton October 2, 2018
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McDonald Eyebrows

When someone eyebrows look like the McDonald's sign
Shutup with yo McDonald Eyebrows looking ass.
by Bicthplzzzz October 2, 2018
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