"Bro do you wanna try on some makeup?"
"What!? Hell no are you gay?"
"No I'm metrosexual"
"Oh then why didn't you say no homo?"
"No homo..."
"There that's all you had to say. Now let's start with the foundation"
"What!? Hell no are you gay?"
"No I'm metrosexual"
"Oh then why didn't you say no homo?"
"No homo..."
"There that's all you had to say. Now let's start with the foundation"
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