Mass Snapping

We all know that one bitch on Snapchat that sends you a snap and you know it's also sent to every fucking person in their contacts

"Oh Dillion finally snapchatted you?!"
"No he's just Mass Snapping ugh.."

by Katie I guess October 16, 2014

Mass of two shits

Another word for the terrible state of Massachusetts

Where is the city of Boston located? In Mass of two shits

by Dshostoppa December 23, 2021

rim massage

The rubbing of the outer sphincter for pure enjoyment or as a precursor to anal intercourse in order to relax it and make it open to allow for insertion.

Oh baby, let me give you a rim massage before I take you from behind.

by Lola Chanson January 4, 2016

Butt massage

When you are laying on the floor and someone close to you randomly stands on your butt and makes weird dance movements while trying not to fall off.

I hate it when you give me a butt massage. In the end everyone is hurt in some way or another.

by Satan's babysitter January 30, 2018

Columbine Massacre

On April 20th 1999, Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris decided that they hated there school and were going to shoot down as many kids as possible and then themselves. Now you're probably thinking, what sick kids! Well let me turn your thinking around. They were bullied on a daily basis and honestly wanted nothing but happiness. They got picked on by jock's and popular kids. Now I'm sure you've been bullied, right? Well I'm guessing you don't plan on massacring your school or killing yourself.. But just imagine your bullying 10x worse? That's how it was for them. It was wrong what they did but people wouldn't listen. Also, at many schools they have something called 'Rachel's challenge' a story of the first girl who died. And they talk about how you should never bully yet every kid that walks out of that assembly doesn't learn shit.

Basically don't bully kids because you don't know what their capable off. And to any kid that thinks 'Oh no big deal' well just wait until some kids come in with 4 guns and shoots down your school. Then you'll regret ever being a bully.

Person 1: The Columbine massacre was crazy! Dylan and Eric were freaks who deserved their death.

Me: Do you know what it's like to be bullied? Oh that's right you don't. Because you're just another jock who has a perfect life.. Sorry I forgot..

by Nakia F. October 8, 2011

Massapequa

A big rich town where the soccer mom's will ask the Mafia to whack the other team. for everything else look at the first definition, it's perfect

My daughter is on the Massapequa soccer team and she is the best ever!

by Jim March 23, 2005

massachusetts

the best place in the world. It has more history than probably any other U.S. state. It is also home to the country's most aggressive drivers, the Kennedys, the world's best colleges and universites, many democrats, the New England Patriots, the beloved Boston Red Sox, married gays, and the best people you will ever meet. It costs a fortune to live here, taxes are ridiculous, and everyone you know is either irish or italian, or both, and hating the NY Yankees is part of culture. People who live here experience the best of all four seasons and have easy access to beaches, lakes, rivers, and mountains (for skiing). Its not unusual for residents to use New Hampshire for its tax-free prices and illegal fireworks. ;

person 1: where do you live?
person 2: I live in Massachusetts.
person 1: Lucky. shit i live in friggen Montana

by becccca August 24, 2006