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maksymilijan kuligowski

He is an amazing person, at first he's caring, funny, kind, fun but after a while he starts to show his true colours and becomes violent, mean, annoying, smelly and weird. He leaves girls who love him and care for him, he leaves them feeling heartbroken to make himself feel better. He cares about only himself and will never stop being a selfish dick to people. He loves making people feel like shit because it makes him feel better about himself. He can't help the way he is because it's all he's ever learnt. If you do meet a maks don't be clingy, don't be a psycho, don't fuck him, don't do anything that could possibly annoy him because he will leave you to go out with a younger person as soon as you break up. Have fun with him whilst you can because it won't last. Maksymilijan kuligowski is and always will be a dickhead no matter how nice he tries to act. Yeah he does have some problems, he finds it hard to open up to people and because of this he's always full of anger and sadness he just doesn't like to show his emotions because he thinks it makes him vulnerable.
Maksymilijan kuligowski was the kindest, most handsome, caring, funniest guy I had ever met but one day he just woke up and became a selfish prick.
by Crazybitch2.0 June 28, 2022
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Maksym

Maksym, is a person with Ukrainian ethnicity, he may be part Native or Jamaican but you never know. Maksym is Tall, around 190cm to 200cm. For his Height, still has a large penis. Maksym is an Ambivert (Introvert and Extravert mixed) .
Guy:"Maksym, how are you so tall but your dad is 175cm?"
Maksym:"Well, my dad stopped growing at 14 years old, so he could have been 190cm"
by BonkManUAKZ May 7, 2023
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Maksim

A really cool russian bad boy who loves watching Isaac's get hurt but also somehow manages to be really kind and caring (most of the time). Most of the time can be stupid but sometimes smart. The woman all love him, and sometimes men if you find the right person. If you find one, they're a keeper. Can also occasionally be called maxim.
Isn't Maksim is so hot!?
by The Scallionator August 22, 2023
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Zipper Marks

Abrasions, usually located about the face, resulting from contact with the zipper of another's pants. Often caused by one's inpatience to give one's partner a "hummer."
Q: Hey, how did Lauren get those scratches on her face?
A: She says they're from her friend's cat, but I think they're zipper marks! Have you seen her new boyfriend? He's hot!
by PM December 4, 2003
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lil' marks

straight outta Menace II.

some punk ass nigga with a death warrant.
"word got back about them lil' marks who jacked you and Harold..."
by jyeanucca May 24, 2004
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Y-mask

When a woman has the most amazing body you have to have sex with her, but her face is so disgusting you have to put a yoshimitsu mask on her before sex.
Jimmy: dude I really wanna bang Lizz, her body is amazing, but her face is so gross

Dylan: you should just Y-mask her
by Jman54 January 8, 2010
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Mummy Mask

To ejaculate in a girls face with the intention of temporarily blinding her. When she gets up to feel around the room for a towel, you throw toilet paper in her face, making her resemble a mummy.
Friend A: Dude, did I see a mummy walk out of your room last night?

Friend B: No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.
by Benny Peme* February 25, 2011
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