pull a martin

Quit your job to move somewhere else for your significant other, then break up with her/him and move back within 6 months

Try not to pull a Martin

by microsoftie October 16, 2013

Schmegtastic Jack Martin

A term often used for someone whom possesis a extreme amount of Schmegma

That lad over there he’s a full on schmegtastic jack Martin

by TheDogFondller May 28, 2020

MartyGirl

A fast woman.
To do something with incredible speed.

Dick: "Did you get your Christmas shopping done?"
Jane: "I finished a last July! I Martygirled it in less than 4 minutes!"

by mememe! December 23, 2006

Martian Law

A system similar to martial law but more wild, like Mars.

I declare Martian Law!!!

by Doc Savage217 June 1, 2009

emilio martinez

One of the martinez twins.

Just by his first name, emilio can be defined as a sex god, but he is way more than that.

He's a savage and a weirdo at the same time. But most people know him by his sexiness, and hotness.

He's incredibly cute and adorable in his videos that is making fans just wanna eat his face. He's also very expressful , but only his real fans can see that.

He and his brother have a very sexy plumpy lips, any girl in the world would be lucky to make out with him.

"Looking at Emilio Martinez' instagram makes me wanna finger myself!"

"Emilio Martinez is so freaking adorable that i just wanna eat his whole face"

by vennedy June 13, 2017

martin males

The calendar everyone needs.

Guy:Hey bro it's New Years, you going to get a new calendar?
Other Guy:No thanks, Martin Males is the only calendar I need.

by pifting April 19, 2018

Marty Robbins

One of the if not the best country singers ever...of all time, he was best known for his western/cowboy type songs. Unfortunately Marty died at the young age of 57 from his third heart attack.

If you want a good Marty Robbins song look up big iron, Mr Shorty or Utah Carol

by The Ranger October 26, 2017