M'Lottd

Absolutely shitfaced drunk, while still being able to stand and mumble inanities.

He was so M'Lottd this is all we heard when he got home. "i wenta dog track...you know?...silly dog won!..so i got pissed..you know?...ah geez i piss myself...anyway...did i tell you the silly dog won?..........uhh what day is it?....oh no i piss myself....its crazy....think i might go to bed...bit hungry...might fry up some lettuce....owwwwww i burn myself.....owwwwwwwwww i did it again.......really hurts....didnt know this was your food?...people shouldnt assume you know?....come on..no..im not pissed....i had a few beers........................................................."

by jimbozee September 30, 2011

Crotch Lotto

Participating in activities that could be risky for the crotch

"So I bought these blue Jeans from a vintage store, I'm playing Crotch Lotto by not washing them before I wear them."

by shannonjoshea October 26, 2013

like lottle love

Its a love that starts out as a like then u like them a lot more and eventually you fall inlove!!! Its like a little but a lot..

Matthew, I Like Lottle Love you!!!!

by Cynt-50 November 25, 2013

whole lotta face

When your head is proportionately larger than the rest of your body.

Damn she is a toothpick but her face is so big... What a whole lotta face.

by BabyJ_27 February 14, 2014

housing lottery

Kenyon College's version of the Hunger Games. A few privileged groups can avoid it. Of all those who participate, a lucky few win and get all the glory, while most simply lose.

"Aw man, I lost the housing lottery again. Stuck in Mather as a SENIOR!"
"Sorry man. It seems the odds are never in your favor. On the bright side, the number you got this year was the BEST sophomore lottery number last year."

by tapegal25 April 15, 2015

A lottle

When u like Someone a little but then randomly u like them a lot

Do u like James?

A lottle

Omg really??

by Biggestfanofevertthing August 16, 2016

Dunkin lottery

When you order a drink from Dunkin Donuts, and wait to see whether they actually serve you the correct drink (a.k.a. "winning the lottery"). Like the actual lottery, the chances of winning are very slim, and it's probably not even worth playing in the first place.

"I played the Dunkin lottery today. Lost, as usual."
"That's how the lottery makes money, from idiots like you!"

by TitanicSinclair July 5, 2016