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Chuff Lock

Wrestling term, basically a Full Nelson except the individual performing the move also inserts their dick inside the anus of the recipient. Creating a 3 point hold that’s impossible to break free from.
Today in gym class, Coach Dawson put me in a Chuff Lock....
by KRiver September 16, 2018
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Web-locking

Doing non-work related activities while on the clock.
I fired my worthless employee, when I caught him web-locking on the cnn homepage.
by Third Floor Productions December 13, 2008
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lock and roll

STL Slang for 'greening,' or taking the first hit of, a crack rock.
"Hey, man, can I get a lock and roll?"
"Nawh, man... I'm down to my last and I'll be fiending later."
by SmokeyJ July 18, 2008
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Num lock

Typically used for the autorun function on any online MMORPG, it is the gamer's equivalent to cruise control.
person 1: "Can you believe how far it is to the next town?"
person 2: "Nah its easy, just num lock and go grab a snack"
by NihilistX February 22, 2011
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Lock Knight

Lock Knight is a admin that locks the majority of Threads on forums that go out of control.
person1: OH MAN! did you hear? the Lock Knight just locked the Cheese Lover thread!

person2: dang! that Lock Knight sure is annoying, just because one flamer went too far he locked it.
by DarkSlayer54 September 3, 2009
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lock the taskbar

A famous song by the Punk band The Clash.
The Shareef don't like it, lock the taskbar.
by kzkkzkzxkkzxkxz September 5, 2017
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Fetus Lock

When you curl up into a fetal position during intercourse, and prevent your partner from reaching your genitals.
"Yo man, last night I pulled the old Fetus Lock on my girlfriend, and now she thinks I need to see a counsellor "
by BellBoy August 20, 2014
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