Lego Face

The same look of extreme pain and anger on one's face as though they just accidentally stepped on a lego.

I know dad was pissed about the car he had his lego face on.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

Lego

A stack of mad cash so thick, it cannot be folded or bent.

Strip so good she got herself a lego

by Shrimpcocktail July 3, 2017

Legosexual

A lego version of "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter"

Everytime you build with legobricks, you are discriminating me and my fellow legobricks. I can identify as legosexual if i want to!

by Nisoe August 20, 2017

lego

tiny little bricks from hell

upon stepping on a lego, he found his foot in an unfortunate state at the hospital

by big boy 67 August 24, 2017

lego

Little plastic landmines.

They FUCKING HURT to step on

You: Ah what I nice da- OW FUCK MY FEET! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE? LEGOS??????!?!?!?!?! FUCKCKCKKCCKCCCKKCKC.

by SumKidWithIssues September 27, 2017

Legolomaniac

1. an over 30's psychopathological indulgence of self importance whilst playing with Lego

2. the belittling, humiliating and physical jostling of children under the age of 8 by an adult (typically over the age of 3 whom takes playing Lego way too seriously

Leo displayed Legolomaniac behaviour with his children whilst building LEGO Ninjago 70614 Lightning Jet which ended with little Billy's visit to the RBH

by Legoofmeloser Billund October 23, 2017

Legos in the shower

Jizz that's dried out and hardened on a shower floor.

Shira swore she'd never shower second again after almost stepping on the Legos in the shower.

by Puntmuffer October 24, 2017