Libertarian

Synonym for Pedophile.

"That guy isn't allowed within 5 miles of a school"
"Why not?"
"He's a libertarian"

"Oh god."

by Heavy Metal Chad February 15, 2021

jeep liberty

a pretty typical suv. not reliable but it will usually get you to your destination. loud as fuck not in a good way.

Hey did you see that Jeep Liberty?
Yeah, what a piece of shit!

by funnykate February 15, 2021

ringing the liberty bell

when a dude takes a dump SO large that it comes back up outta' the toilet ball and hits his balls

meagan, "Man, what took you so long in there?"
Unky Brad, "Whoa! Dude! I was just ringing the liberty bell!"
meagan, "Did you at least take a picture?"
Unky Brad, "Na, but I didn't flush"

by classy dame May 28, 2011

Liberty Bell

Codename for crack; i.e. the big crack in the liberty bell

Bro 1:Yo man, Daryl Was trippin balls.
Bro 2 :Yeah bruh, he had a shit-ton of liberty bell right before the party

by Whatthefuzz63 December 4, 2009

Statue of Liberty

The statue of liberty is perhaps one of the most disgusting and probably the most painful sexual position there is. If the girl is loose, then this can be a vaginal maneuver, if not it can be done analy. The guy takes his hand and punches it either into her pussy or anus, as far in as he can get it. Next, he ejaculates in her face. After that, he punches her in the eyes and nose. The girl on his arm makes the torch, the blood makes red, the sperm is white, and the eyes will become blue after being punched.
Red White and Blue, very patriotic.

I wanted to show my patriotism for America, so I did the statue of liberty with the president's wife.

by Jello March 16, 2005

Liberteenies

People who have been taken in by the hype surrounding Pete Doherty and every non-band he occasionally bothers to make uninspiring music with, when not busy making a twat out of himself at great length.

Liberteenies: The acolytes at the cult of Pete Doherty.
Liberteenies: The only people who don't point out that Pete Doherty doesn't even have the balls to overdose like a real rockstar.

by OD Smith June 4, 2007

libertarian communist

Someone who doesn't understand that libertarianism and communism are two completely opposing ideologies and suffers tremendous amounts of cognitive dissonance.

I'm a libertarian communist, but I don't understand libertarianism or communism... so I'm both.

by KillroyJenkins February 19, 2017