Landon

Gay and loves big Didos

Gosh, landon is gay

by Sidnekaox Downs June 9, 2017

Irish Lapdog

When a girl is blowing you, pulls your cock out of her mouth at the last minute and collects all of your jizz in her hands, and then makes you look her in the eye as she hungrily laps all of the spum off of her hands and swallows it down.

I couldn't believe it! I was on my first date with Fray and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!

by one_timer99 December 19, 2008

landon and maggie

The best couple there is in the world Maggie is always sad and Landon is always there for her when Landon is ever sad Maggie is always there for him they love each other a lot and are the perfect couple

Wow Landon and Maggie are perfect

by ❤️MAGGIE❤️ June 16, 2018

Landon

that nigga who steals your bitch,the eats a durr burger.

Yo dood he's a Landon.

by Big PaPi Rabbi November 16, 2018

Landon

A piece of Shit

Landon is a piece of shit

by whyistabithahere December 13, 2018

Ladoo Licker

A white person who is exclusively friends with brown people and has desires to date a brown people.

Yo out boy Matt is a Ladoo Licker, he only dates brown girls.

by pevdate January 28, 2019

LANDON BARKER

LANDON BARKER IS A BARKER WHOSE DAD IS BALD YOU COULD LITERALLY SLAP CHEESE ON HIS BIG ASHY TATTOOED FOREHEAD. MAN GOT LIKE FIFTY HEADS ON ONE HEAD. HIS DAD IS A SKINNY PIECE OF FRIED RICE.

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH HIS SISTER ALABAMA

Chase Hudson: hey babe!
Charli Damelio: ew

Chase Hudson: what did I do honey sugar plumb
Charli Damelio: Landon's better

Landon Barker: I'm better b!+h

Charli Damelio: bye chase

Chase Hudson: YOU’RE A SHOWSTOPPER A BAD LIER HOMIE HOPPER DRAMA STARTER

chase Hudson: YOU COULD OF HAD A ROCK STAR BUT YOU CHOSE UP ON A BUM STAR BOOT LEG VERSION OF ME THATS YOUR LOSE HAD TO FIND OUT FROM A PHOTO HANGING ON YOUR ARM LIKE A KNOCK OFF

STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE NOTHING NEVER REALLY SAW THIS COMING...

by BOBtheBUILDERcanHEfixIT🥸 October 10, 2022