lap log

A huge penis laying in your lap

"you ready to take this lap log!?"

by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015

Gabriel Lap

Gabriel lap is the best person ever. She likes to enjoy air and joke around with Grandpa bob. She Is married to daiki <3

Gabriel lap is a nice person

by Gabby-chan June 10, 2020

lapping in the lap of luxury

Cunnilingus. Eating a woman out. Licking pussy.

Vince: Hey, man. What did you do last night?
Trent: Debbie came over and I spent most of the evening lapping in the lap of luxury.

by Cobaltsteve November 2, 2020

Six lap run

A grading criteria in physical education, where adults force students to run six laps around a huge track, and eventually drains all their energy and kills them.

Teacher: We're gonna run the six lap run today, in the rain.
Students: FUCK ME!

by ucdavisfanboi November 4, 2017

get off my lap

Something you say when people always be asking you for stuff like you're Santa Claus.

Get off my lap son!

Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"

Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"

"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"

Get off my lap son!

by stochasticsam December 23, 2010

Down a lap

Slow... does not easily understand. Stupid. Refers to NASCAR being behind a lap = slow.

he's so stupid. Couldn't catch on at all. Ya, he's down a lap for sure.

by AMACNS March 26, 2017

lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.

Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!

by QuacksO July 9, 2018