Landon

he’s the hottest guy you’ll ever meet he’s got a 16 inch long dick and most likely he’ll be dating a pumpkin.

“Landon is hot as fuck.”

by Abraham Lincoln’s Wife June 15, 2021

Landon

Always fun to hang around. An absolute sigma male, and one hell of a gamer. Is extremely intelligent, but will not brag about it. Is willing to help you in any class you share, and is a beast at making reviews for classes. Usually hangs out with at least one Travis (search Travis for explanation, and read top definition).

Mark: Hey, have you met Landon?
Lisa: No, I haven't.
Mark: You should definitely go talk to him. Everyone thinks he's awesome
Lisa: Ok then. I'll have to check him out!

by NAE Legion April 23, 2022

Dirty Landon

Putting your penis into another man's mouth and then throat fuck him violently. Then Ben comes along and Cleveland steamers the two of u.

I got dirty landoned

by My P.p June 3, 2025

Landon

A hockey player with 1/12 a braincell.

He is acting like such a Landon.

by Ballsinyojaw6942000 September 30, 2021

Landon Special

Unable to finish

I pulled a Landon Special with a girl last night. I just couldn't finish.

by wildhogtmoboner May 12, 2025

A Landon

A Landon is Usually a tall black male with sometimes a afro. They usually think they are hard BUT they are pretty cool and they are good in relationships. Landons are NEVER two-faced to anyone and you can always rely upon then.

You act so much like a Landon.

You’re such a Landon.

I want me a Landon

by Coppatoppa May 21, 2021

Landon

A really sweet guy who fits in with everyone. Usually has the most luscious curly hair you have ever seen. Has a really thick skin and does not get easily offended by things others say. He is probably hanging out with his beautiful Latina girlfriend listening to brockhampton (his favorite singer that he discovered)

Person: “Oh my gosh is that Will Ferrell?!?”

Other Person: “No that’s just Landon”

by DarkMaster6969_() October 9, 2019