Landon kinkter

when you get play once a year with a 6/10 chick and you ask her if shes kinky

yo bro i pulled a landon kinkter last night

by Landon Bichter June 6, 2022

Landon

A guy who is modest and can have some anger issues. Does really care who he dates. tries to impress cute girls. When angered he might attack. his favorite color is cyan. he likes to try different hair style. his Gaze is amazing. He has Brown eyes which bring you to the bottom of his soul. His dark brown hair is soft a long.

LANDON IS COOL, HIS GANG ALWAYS GOT HIS BACK

by EEEEEEEEMAN May 4, 2022

Landon Harrison

Landon Harrison is a high school kid with a square head who vapes and smokes weed in the bathroom everyday. He is usually too faded to be aware of his surroundings.

Landon Harrison is so faded, he put the ramen in the microwave without unwrapping it.

by Insullen October 17, 2025

Landon

Landon is a total fuck-boy. He tends to be friends with everyone, but still has a sense of humor. He also enjoys staring at and kissing his boob light.

"Oh, look it's Landon!"

"Why is he kissing a boob light?"

by maddalynn_ March 7, 2021

Landon Sellers

Landon Sellers is a zyn addicted high schooler who will do anything to get stoned out of his mind.

Landon Sellers just stole that old man’s zyn out of his mouth.

by Insullen October 9, 2025

Landon

The most hottest guy in the world. He is so dreamy and cute. His laugh gives you chills. When he talks his voice comes out of his mouth and hugs you. When he touches you; you faint. His blue eyes glare in the sunlight. His hair waves at you in the wind. Girls are all jealous of his girlfriend. He is a immortal angel, a child of Jesus Christ.

Look at that hot Landon over, So cute...

by Rhenensjnwbrgwhevdh March 4, 2021

Landon

And inbred bitch,uglyass hoe, dumbass motherfucker

IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
IT'S NOT THAT BAD AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT A LANDON
YOU'RE RIGHT

by 1.2.3@bc April 15, 2020