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Labelle

A dumb whore who will suck off any random hobo with a crack pipe on the streets of LA to New Jersey.
"There is Labelle giving hand jobs to the homeless again."
by #bestdayever April 5, 2024
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Labbeth

Commonly used in the game of Sabbeth or Labbeth, the answer allows the Jazzi Council to declare the fate of the player.
Sabbeth or Labbeth?
by DJJ Dazza April 19, 2024
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Labeat

Name for lab grown or produced meat, which is produced by combining protein in a lab environment to form a meat-like substance. This is categorically different than actual meat (animal) and pleat (plant-based meat)
Today's special is a burger featuring seasoned and grilled labeat from company X, tomato, lettuce, and special sauce.
by Tessel8 May 25, 2024
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Labraheeler

A MIX OF DOGS BETWEEN CHOCOLATE LAB AND BLUE HEELER. LABRAHEELERS ARE THE SWEETEST MOST LOVING DOGS THAT HAVE A BIT OF ENERGY BUT LOVE TO CUDDLE
"Omg! What breed is your dog?!"
"She's a labraheeler!"
"She's so sweet!"
by anonymous June 27, 2024
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Labrador

**Labrador (n.)**

A friendly, loyal, and energetic breed of dog, often described as the ultimate companion. Labs are known for their love of water, playful nature, and unrelenting desire for attention and treats. They're equally at home retrieving tennis balls, lounging on the couch, or giving slobbery kisses. Labradors are one of the most popular dog breeds worldwide, adored for their gentle temperament, intelligence, and ability to adapt to any lifestyle—whether it's running on a beach or snuggling on the sofa. Commonly found in colors of black, yellow, and chocolate, Labradors are the go-to breed for families, service work, and anyone in need of a furry friend who's always happy to see you.
Once in a small town, there lived a mischievous dog named Penis. Despite his unusual name, he was a lovable Labrador with a nose for trouble. Penis had a peculiar habit of rummaging through people's garbage bins, seeking out tasty leftovers.

Every morning, he'd sneak into the alley behind the bakery, where the sweet scent of pastries lingered. The baker, noticing his antics, began to leave out a few old croissants for him. But Penis wasn’t picky; whether it was pizza crusts or forgotten fruits, he was always up for a feast.

His adventures soon became the talk of the town. The residents began to set up “Penis-proof” garbage cans, but Penis was clever. He would find ways to tip them over, sending trash flying. Instead of being angry, the townsfolk grew fond of him, often leaving little treats out just for him.

One day, after a big feast, Penis decided to take a nap in the sun, a happy, plump pup. The town loved him so much that they organized a “Penis Parade,” celebrating their favorite trash-loving dog. From then on, Penis became the unofficial mascot of the town, reminding everyone that sometimes a little mischief can bring a community together.
by EMD F59PHI November 9, 2024
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label-lighting

Toxic trait: Giving things titles that probably don't need a title as a way to describe people's terrible behaviours rather than just labeling these people as cunts.
Stop label-lighting me!
by ghostdog72$ April 12, 2025
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Labrador Shift

A turn at following your dog around with a baggie to get your stash back. Shifts typically last 3 days.
I had to take a Labrador Shift over the weekend, if ya know what I mean...
by myk247365 July 14, 2025
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