Web-locking

Doing non-work related activities while on the clock.

I fired my worthless employee, when I caught him web-locking on the cnn homepage.

by Third Floor Productions December 13, 2008

Lock Knight

Lock Knight is a admin that locks the majority of Threads on forums that go out of control.

person1: OH MAN! did you hear? the Lock Knight just locked the Cheese Lover thread!

person2: dang! that Lock Knight sure is annoying, just because one flamer went too far he locked it.

by DarkSlayer54 September 3, 2009

jizz lock

When getting lockjaw from giving so many blowjobs and eating the cum

Sarah: Ohw youd doingh?
Jim: What? I can't understand you at all.
Danny: She's got jizz lock from all that blowbang she did last night.
Sarah: ugh huhh.

by MaxPowerCOO October 4, 2013

Clique-Locked

Adjective
When one is pressured into remaining in a group in fear of losing social status.

She sat with the same girls in the cafeteria every day, even though she didn't like them. She was clique-locked.

by The Art of Relationshipping June 24, 2022

Griff in Lock

when ice, dirt or other goopy things get in a locked door
therefore prohibiting unlocking it.

tommy: there's so much griff in this lock that were trapped out here!

sally: dam that griff in lock!

by the islamish pedophile September 5, 2010

Fetus Lock

When you curl up into a fetal position during intercourse, and prevent your parter from reaching your genitals.

"Yo man, last night I pulled the old Fetus Lock on my girlfriend, and now she thinks I need to see a counsellor "

by BellBoy August 20, 2014

Closet Lock

A person of the opposite gender with whom a homosexual flirts to attempt to remain 'in the closet.'

Roseanne is Ryan's closet lock. He's totally gay but pretends to flirt with her so nobody will suspect.

by IHatePoorna April 22, 2011