I’m being chased by a lobster 

You are being chased by a lobster and need to call the police right now.

People are hiring hit men lobsters so be weary

I’m being chased by a lobster

Call the police

Ok

I’m being chased by a lobster by Chased by lobster August 12, 2019

Canadian Lobster Tail 

When having sexual intercourse with a female of choice near a window, quickly exchange with a well trained goat to make her think you are still doing her, whilst you run outside and go to the window and wave at her, resulting in a wtf moment, but increased pleasure for the goat.
TIP: give the goat time to reach climax, therefore your tip will be of higher sorts.

The other day i heard my mans Nick slammed the shit out of Shelby, so i asked if he did anything special and he said he pulled the Canadian Lobster Tail on that dumb bitch

Canadian Lobster Tail by PocketMunchies February 28, 2011

Furry Lobster 

Slang term referring to the genital region of a woman with a good amount of pubic hair.

The date went well and ended with a nice serving of furry lobster.

Furry Lobster by alphonse55 May 8, 2007

Little Lobster 

A female with all the meat in the ass.

Dannggg!!! The new chick has some little lobster going on.

Little Lobster by erb1er August 13, 2007

Brazilian lobster tickle 

Getting a hand job from a naked Brazilian with lobster claw oven mitts

Man that chick gave me a Brazilian lobster tickle last night.

Brazilian lobster tickle by Don't mess with the zohan March 18, 2014

Northern Somalian Lobster Slap 

This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.

During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.

This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.

Rubber bands on the claws are optional.

man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."

man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."

man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.

Northern Somalian Lobster Slap by feldpar February 18, 2009

tye dye lobster bib 

a sexual act performed in which the participants smear each other with a concoction of blended fecal matter and seminal fluid (and urine if thats your kind of thing)

Do you know Rick? him and his girlfriend were on shrooms and i guess they tye dye lobster bibbed.

tye dye lobster bib by Charlie, Barker, and rivas. April 3, 2010