wet lobster

when you lick your thumb and pointer finger then pinch the other persons nose

yo did you see me give tux a wet lobster

by keek the sneak January 4, 2009

snack lobstering

1. The actual act of snacking on lobster, i.e., consuming lobster as a snack.

2. Another way to describe cunnilingus.

1. I enjoyed a wonderful evening at a winery in Niagara, where snack-lobstering and tasting wonderful wines were the main event.
2. I was hoping I could convince her to participate in a little snack lobstering at my parents' house after the movie.

by Dr HYH July 9, 2010

muddy lobster

Inserting fingers into a partners anus and pinching.

Last nigh I stuck my fingers in Jill's ass and did the muddy lobster

by Muddy Lobster August 8, 2014

foot lobster

When you and your friend play footsie at Red Lobster and the winner uses the lobster cracker on the loser's toes

Yo, I was eatin my crab and all of a sudden Jeremy played foot lobster with me! I gave him a thrashing after that.

by catsh8dogs January 4, 2017

Los Lobos Rubios

The blond wolves

The Puerto Rican baseball team died their hair blond to look like Los Lobos Rubios.

by Louis42 March 27, 2017

ballistic lobotomy

Suicide by gunshot to the head.

Jeff: Hey Jan, did you hear what happened to Tom?

Jan: No.

Jeff: He preformed a ballistic lobotomy on himself.

Jan: Oh Snap !

by Camel'sTowing October 12, 2018

Mr Lobb

A red-haired man often referred to as a forehead who gifts knowledge to children and loves to threaten and annoy the native people of Martin Luther King Jr.

Oh no that's A Mr Lobb if ive ever seen one guys RUN!

by Sir Long Legs The First November 18, 2019