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Progressive Loaner

A person who seems to be the majority of the time by themselves. In actuality spends alot time with many different people. has many different creative skills and attributes.
Person A: Hey Tom, you know Jeff?
Person B: Yeah, hes by himself alot at school, why?
Person A: Hes a fucking kick ass DJ, and has made some pretty sick songs. I saw him downtown when his girlfriend came to visit from florida.
Person B: Wow! I never knew he was into that. You never know what progressive loaners are up to, until you really meet them.
by SmPtE March 26, 2010
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Too Loaded

The state of feeling way too high on cannabis. When all you can do is laugh without being able to breathe. In your mind you say you are going to die because you can barely inhale, while you exhale with laughter.

When it takes all of your brain power to remember what you were trying to remember and why you were trying to remember it in the first place.

When your body tells you its full, but you keep shoving chips/cookies down your throat anyway.

After you survive this moment, you want to go and toke some more and experience it all over again.

This experience can be achieved by: Gravity Bong, Vaporizer, Bubbler, Blunt(Depending on potency) etc.
Stoner:"Hahahaha, Dude! I can't stop laughing!!! Hahahaha"
Pothead:"Hahaha, Me neither,Hahaha, isn't it great???"
Stoner:"HAHAHA"
Pothead: "HAHAHA"
Stoner: "We're Too Loaded!"

2 min later...

Stoner and Pothead literally die of laughter.
by CoolGuy104 February 20, 2011
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religious leader

A corporate monkey who prefers to lick the arse of an imaginary being over that of a real boss, while also producing extra shit downwards.
That religious leader is so full of shit, he never does what he preaches.
by Raytay November 6, 2012
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Toxic leadership

Military term used to describe a type of leadership that gets short term results. A toxic leader is usually in good shape and let's everyone know it. He will often hold his personal physical fitness gains above your head.

A toxic leader is also known to use intimidation and threats to achieve their endgame. These leaders will also tend to be of a different racial background then Caucasian and therefore utilize equal opportunity threats to keep you on your toes.

Toxic leaders have a secret love for "gingers" or amazingly strong, beautiful, and intelligent red haired individuals.

Also referred to as infections, brutal, blind, or Shedrick leadership.
Hey bro have you talked to that new NCO at the aid station?

Yeah I talked with him this morning he just kept going on about how jacked up everyone is and his pt score. He's a total Shedrick.

All we get here lately is toxic leadership
by TexasGinger December 24, 2013
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Our Dear Leader

Word used by fellow members of the Labour back benches to refer to the former, glorious leader of the party, Jeremy Corbyn, who was ousted by those who wished not to take part in the coming communist revolution.
Raise the red flag high! - down with the bourgeoisie.
Crowd of Socialists: "Ohhhhhh!!! Jeremy Corbyn."
That one guy with the megaphone who speaks too much: "Hail to the our Dear Leader Lord Jeremy"
by Sir Keir Starmer, KCB QC MP September 25, 2020
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Lopader

You pervertedly looked in the bathroom and you found out you friend was LOPADER.
by Josh Samuels March 30, 2003
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Loaded insult

Guy 1: Man Ashanti's sister is hot...considering that she's on her fifth trip through the buffet line.

Guy 2: Man, what a loaded insult...but you're right man.
by rhea9914 January 7, 2008
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