London Eye

A sexual act in which several large cocks gather around a girl's face, aiming for the mouth, but when they go off they instead get their cum into the woman's eyes, blinding her.

When I turned 16, I got the London Eye!

by Blokk November 7, 2013

london fog

have a girl suck you off and then turn around and fart in her face

Ill tell you one thing, that bitch wasnt expecting a London Fog in her face...that shit stank!

by birdman May 23, 2004

London

The New York of Europe.

Where can I find dim sum in London? And why do you guys call it an underground? It's a subway! Come on!

by Rickyrab February 7, 2007

london colney

The sleesiest shit hole you can imagine. Full off drugs, alcoholics and wankers.

Girl: you live in London Colney. That's mank.
Boy: yeah. I know

by Rugby jim March 3, 2017

Shopping in London

When you get fired taking drugs, in particular coke

John said "Ahh, where is Anthony today?"

"Oh he went 'shopping in London'" Replied Graham

by Rasqualius November 29, 2013

London Calling

A marketing campain to get people moving to London. Also a section in the paper for all the poms who live in Sydney

London is Calling to find out more visit londoncalling.com.au

by lulu March 7, 2005

london bridge

The taint. Think of it as the bridge between anustown and vaginaville. obviously, the fergie song is referencing a part of the human anatomy, and the taint is really the only body part that even vaguely resembles a bridge.

i gotta start wiping front to back, or some dingleberrys'll make it across the london bridge.

by hughjanimal December 6, 2007