kale

a pedophile stalker rapist that has secret photo albums of 27 different females.

usually gendered as male.

usually has weird hair that he never trims.
full name is kaleb but has many nicknames like: kelp, kalb, etc.

"ew, it's that kale kid!"
"but his name is kaleb?"
"IT'S KALE!"

by moist yeet June 6, 2018

kailen

a giant diansaur with cancer

oh my gosh that cartoon character barney is such a kailen!

by Joseph leonardd May 29, 2005

Kaleb

A Guy With A Huge Penis And A Good Sence Of Humor. You Would Have To Be His Friend To Understand Him. He Is Good With The Ladies And Loves To Have Girls As His Friends. He Is Loyal And Nice. Dirty-Mined and Not Afried To Talk About His Sex Life. And An Awesome Guy If Your Ever Talking Or Know A Kaleb Try To Befriend Him.

Kayla: I Love Kaleb
Jadien: ask his friend if he likes you
Connor:he loves u
Kayla: OMG

by Artist "Kae" January 17, 2019

kale

a guy who is ok a counter-strike

man kale is in the server we should leave or wel'le lose

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Karlee

A beautiful,funny,silly girl that will be there for you no matter what. She loves her phone and won't stay off of it. She has many friends, but shes not as popular. She is cute quirky and short.

Guy: Look at that cute small girl over there!
Guy2: She is probably a Karlee

by FunBunGirl33 February 17, 2017

Karlett

A short girl with a spunky attitude. Very emotional even though she doesnt know it. Has a very short temper and tends to get really jealous over little situations. Has a really bad case of short term memory lost. Extremely sexy even if she does not believe it.

Girl: Why did you call me?
Karlett: Oh umm I forgot
Girl: Your so dumb

by there is hope in neverland xD July 22, 2010

Kahleal

kahleal’s are down to earth, loyal, thoughtful, caring, loving, and just overall amazing people (they also definitely aren’t bad on the eyes). i personally know a kahleal, and if you know one too, hold him tight and never let him go because he will completely change your life for the better.

i have a really hot bf named kahleal that i love so much.

by urlocalmom April 28, 2019