Kevin

A Kevin is a male version of a Karen.

All the characteristics are the same.
Nobody wants to be a Kevin or a Karen.
If you are one, then your life is fucked up.

Guy: C'mon dude, don't be such a Kevin!

by We will all die. July 16, 2020

kevin

the one that has sex under the table during the day

wife: hey you want to kevin
husband: YES!!!!!!

by sexygaymanlover February 6, 2019

Kevin

A pretty fucking gay name if you ask me

Kyle: I know you took my juul brah
Kevin: Nahh man it was Jordan dude I swear brah

by GermanDidNothingWrongInWW1 May 22, 2019

Kevin

A SIMP and only a SIMP

Friend: Kevin is such a SIMP
You: Yeah ikr

by Patrick Sad April 7, 2020

Kevin

Gay ass nigga that eats cheese

Christan:sup kevin
Kevin: nooooo im a big gay

by Hhggggg July 31, 2018

Kevin

One hairy mother fucker; he always has a story, smells neither bad nor offensive. Works like a whore on rent day, and looks good doing it. Has amazing friends who would do fucking anything for him and tuck him in when he passes out. Kevin is awesome and everyone loves Kevin.

Kevin is probably a second string ninja.

by Marin8ing September 23, 2017

Kevin

A good friend who slowly starts to disappear like the meme. Always sentimental about the squad, but always pulls a John Cena when thy actually meet up. In short terms, RIP Hamilton Street.

Where's Kevin? He's right next can't you SEE him?

by RIPKDOT March 11, 2017