juan is the nicest, most funniest person in the world he may be annoying at times but he means well if you ever become friends with a Juan don’t lose them and they may prank u with no harm intended all jokes , and they are the best boyfriends you could ask for they will love you and make u feel worth a million dollars and don’t take them for granted.
girl 1 : look it’s juan such a tramp
girl 2 : don’t be rude just because he’s my bf and you know you can never have him because you lost him forever
girl 2 : don’t be rude just because he’s my bf and you know you can never have him because you lost him forever
by aroved October 5, 2019
Get the JUANmug. 
In baseball, attacking a baseman by purposefully sliding into them when running between or stealing bases.
by channelmaniac May 17, 2016
Get the Dirty Juanmug. The infamous cargo-carrier that ran aground (due to Captain Joseph Hazlenut's having downed one too many cups of joe) in Alaska and spilled thousands of pounds of Colombian coffee into the bay, giving the surrounding wildlife a major case of the caffeine-jitters and thus causing them to behave really weird for weeks afterwards. The fiasco caused a major "media-buzz", as well.
After the U.S.S. Juan Valdez accident, coffee-transporting cargo-vessels were required to pack their coffee in separate thick-walled metal shipping-containers rather than just bulk-filling their holds with the dry product, to reduce the chance of the coffee's just spilling right out into the ocean if the ship's hull is breached.
by QuacksO August 5, 2018
Get the U.S.S. Juan Valdezmug. juan is soooo amazing. hes kind
and sweet & hes a lil bit of a flirt
but i love that abt him. He’s literally handsome and tall & his voice is sooo
nice he has that spanish accent when
he speaks so he sounds literally
angelic. he tests your patience
sometimes but im fine with it cause
im patient. Juan can be dirty minded
but he’s still the best, he’s funny and fun
to be around and his compliments are always so nice. his wavy fluffy hair and his handsome face bro he literally looks like a dream. he’s has funny humor and he's super relatable. his laugh sounds soo nice and his smile is literally the bestt. plus hes one of those guys who literally just has a soft spot for you and acts different around literally everyone else. hes loyal and looks for you out of all the crowd.
in general if you have the type of juan i have you gotta be blessed to have him bc hes amazingg and will literally treat you like a princessss 🙏🏽
and sweet & hes a lil bit of a flirt
but i love that abt him. He’s literally handsome and tall & his voice is sooo
nice he has that spanish accent when
he speaks so he sounds literally
angelic. he tests your patience
sometimes but im fine with it cause
im patient. Juan can be dirty minded
but he’s still the best, he’s funny and fun
to be around and his compliments are always so nice. his wavy fluffy hair and his handsome face bro he literally looks like a dream. he’s has funny humor and he's super relatable. his laugh sounds soo nice and his smile is literally the bestt. plus hes one of those guys who literally just has a soft spot for you and acts different around literally everyone else. hes loyal and looks for you out of all the crowd.
in general if you have the type of juan i have you gotta be blessed to have him bc hes amazingg and will literally treat you like a princessss 🙏🏽
by secret.userrr0 November 21, 2023
Get the Juanmug. a man, generous in nature, willing to offer accommodation to weary travelers. Others suspect him of the ill-intent,
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by Smokybologna June 1, 2022
Get the juan segoviamug. Juan is a person that is funny and kind two people he might be quite and shy but when he knows you really good he talks a lot and he is good with ladies. he tries to cheer up people and make them laugh while he has 1000 problemas in his mind. when he gets home he sum times be depress and he likes old corridos and spanish trap
by Not the real juan November 21, 2021
Get the Juanmug.