jizz bag

A bag, preferably plastic, that your porn addicted roommate skeets (or jizzes) into while you're away and then reuses for 3 days and you discover when you're looking for a place to throw your apple core away and end up with your roommate's skeet all over your hand.

*He eventually throws said bag away when his family comes to visit, while they are in the room.

"Dude, is that a jizz bag in the middle of your floor? That shit is gross. WTF is wrong with you? You should just do that shit in the shower."

by Lucifer Grammaticus January 5, 2009

jizz in my pants

Premature ejaculation. Things are going pretty well, then you lose control and blow a load in your britches. Better luck next time.

Whisper in my ear that you want some more, then I jizz in my pants.

Now I'm posed in an awkward position because I jizzed in my pants.

by Kaboose777 December 19, 2008

Jizz Fest

A sexual ritual consisting of multiple men blowing their loads on some trick ass beeyotch.

I went to my friend's house for a party, and wound up getting in on a hell of a jizz fest with this drunk bitch.

by Mr. North May 8, 2006

jizzability

a hot babe, worth jizzing on

Hey, check her out , she's got jizzability!

by Dave Clayton April 25, 2003

jizz shot

another word for cumshot.

Amanda had a gangbang and took many jizz shots on her DD tits, face, and neck.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

jizz pirate

One who commits piracy (possibly illegal) on the semen of a man.

To attack and rob a man's balls of their semen.

A plunderer/ predator of semen.

Aka 'bucaneer of ejaculatory fluids'

'Darren fucked a total jizz pirate last night...again'

by Clare Weightman October 28, 2007

Jizz donkey

An art form compromised almost entirely of sperm on a canvass in UV light amidst other bodily wastes.

Created whilst riding a unicorn backwards.
Can also be used in sculpture.

Guy 1: "Oh god damn that jizz donkey is bitchin'!"
Nigel :"Why yes! It's smashing!"

by Lucy Griffiths August 20, 2011