A Japanese puppet state is a vascular and attractive Japanese man, who will take care of you when you are down, and, when necessary, invade islands with you.
Get you a Japanese puppet state, treat yourself.
Get you a Japanese puppet state, treat yourself.
Landon: Man I want to be a Japanese puppet state so badly
Yaseen: I want you to be my Japanese puppet state.
Yaseen: I want you to be my Japanese puppet state.
by YazzleDazzle May 17, 2018
a game in japan where the man bends over, lets his ball sack dangle and girls take turns punching it over and over again like a punching bag, first one to pass out losses
man did you catch that episode of japanese sack punching lastnight, i cant believe anyone is dumb enough to do that
by urbanman199876 November 04, 2011
When a large black man, most commonly Shaquille O'neal, attempts to stick his left foot in the vigina of a virgin japanese woman who had orange fanta moments before the sexual act. He then gags the woman, who then vomits on his penis. He then sticks his penis (with orange vomit on it) in the vigina. Once he has sucsessfully penetrated the vigina with orange vomit he has finished the act of "Carrot Banging".
by Gebhart25 May 23, 2014
A type of donkey punch performed by a bum ninja. It is an advanced stealth technique and only known by elite ranks
by GOD March 27, 2003
Evan: "Emily, here comes a japanese beatle invasion!"
Emily: "Oh shucks, looks like I have to hide in my underwear drawer again."
Emily: "Oh shucks, looks like I have to hide in my underwear drawer again."
by Evan February 21, 2005
Yesterday my girlfriend became a Japanese Seaweed Monster
by anuslasgna April 10, 2015