jake

is the sweetest guy you will ever met. he is a country boy at heart, and will do anything for a woman. he's one of the guys that will let you win at pool even though you suck. a boy that is old fashioned that opens doors, orders your food, etc..

have you seen kristen's jake?

by kristen.carter.26 December 16, 2008

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jaked

To be deserted, blown off or otherwise ignored by a close friend.

Though we arrived at the event together, I got jaked and thus had to find my own ride home.

by Dillon Robert November 7, 2015

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Jake Paul

The biggest faggot of the internet, who also got his ass beat by KSI

Retard kid: Jake Paul is THE BEST YOUTUBER
*A Less retarded kid shoots the other kid with an MP5*
A less retard Kid : Jake Paul is a faggot.
Me : Good Timmy here's some candy.

See my Point?

by TheGuyWithNothingGood November 16, 2019

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Jake

A funny friend who is always there for you and is very nice and is really cool.

Jake your so funny

by anonymous November 9, 2020

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[Union Jake]-Off

A Union Jake-Off is when a group of men gather round to watch a movie, become bored with it, decide to put in a pornographic film, and decide to all masturbate together.

Man, that Union Jake-Off just made me feel dirty. There we were watching the Prestiege on DVD. We couldn't get into so we decided to turn it off. Next thing I know, one of my room mates comes out with porn.

Long-story short, 10 minutes later we were all jacking off (Our own, not each others'). There were some weird sounds and some akward bumps, and if John hadn't of moved as fast as he did, there would have been some serious . . .uhhh . . . collateral damage.

by SerySer January 26, 2009

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