jake

A fucking dick~grabbig replica of michael jakcson.

Jake molested me, he sick and perverted.

by Blake Sutton July 15, 2008

jake

A Jake is a very physically attractive guy, with gorgeous eyes and a charming smile that would make any girl purr. Unfortunately, he's a huge asshole

Omg that guy is so hot, but stay away from him he's a Jake!

by jakethejackass January 9, 2013

jake

a boy who is way too innocent for any girls to get with.
or a boy girls feel bad getting with because of how innocent he is or acts.

I wanted to sleep with him but he is too much of a jake.
or
I wanted to french kiss him but he was acting like a jake.

by CINCINNATICRUNK June 25, 2007

Jaked

v. When you pronounce or write something wrong

Kody: He should right a book!
Ashley: Don't you mean write?
Kody: No, I jaked it.

by ashleyyymarie March 24, 2011

jake

to put something together haphazardly or inefficiently.

My TV antenna broke so I took some duct take and jaked it together.

by Jake McClenahan July 16, 2008

jake

A Fat person (mostly a guido male) who enjoys giving {oral}.

" yo wheres Jake?" "hes at the clubs giving head"

by Rob Bury November 11, 2008

jake

person who loves sucking cock for a living and getting has down syndrome

oh god look at that jake over there

by zac fordd January 7, 2009