Doing the Doss

Requires you to hold a cell phone (preferably outdated blackberry) in mid-air while dancing in the middle of the club. Texting, playing bejeweled or web browsing may be considered as "Doing the Doss."

Hey, look a that guy "Doing the Doss." Is he grinding and texting at the same time?

by JokingKiDD February 19, 2012

Doing a JJ

When you do something completely unnecessary... usually spending far too much money and time in the process. It may involve hiring expensive but low qualified consultants to "strategize" for a couple of days. The finished result will be declared with much fanfare to a company, only for the employees to groan collectively and be asked to be left alone to get on with their jobs.

Did you see the new "People = Winning" slogan... he's definitely doing a JJ

by Strategy King November 9, 2017

Jason Do

When normal "doing" isn't enough for the task, do it as if you wereJason Voorhees, an unflinching, undying, unbreaking fictional horror character whose story was so ever popular that it spawned countless sequels, spin offs, and cross overs and inundated itself into modern horror legend. To Jason Do it is to perform your task with such inhuman determination that you will conquer your challenge despite minor obstacles such as life, death, resurrection, time travel, stabbing, maiming, impalation, drowning, dismemberment, illness, coma, terrible sequels, halitosis, and perhaps a horribly disfigured face.

I have a huge final tomorrow morning for my hardest class worth 50% of my grade and I haven't studied at all. Let's Jason Do it.

by The Duck of Longford January 19, 2018

to do the Martin

to go somewhere and come back without telling anybody

- He asked if we would like to meet for a lunch.
- When did he come back?! I guess he wanted to do the Martin again.

by therealdictionaryuser August 9, 2021

doing a barnse

Being a Massive cunt.

Did you see that guy last night? He was doing a barnse so much

by RomanticRubberfistSociety June 4, 2016

Doing A Jonny

Phrase used during football (soccer) meaning a player kicked the ball extremely high over the cross-bar from less than 6 yards away. Usually during a very good scoring opportunity.
However this is not used when a player hits it far wide.

"Oh no, Guy3 is doing a jonny"
"Haha, Guy1 just did a jonny"
"Hope Guy4 doesn't do a jonny again"
"Hey man, I bet I am going to do a jonny later"

by M4rkyboy1 November 20, 2011

Do the Berlioz

Do the Berlioz is the manner of self-defenestration, aka throwing yourself out of a fucking window, with great passion.

Jared: Yo did you see Kevin Do the Berlioz?
Brock: Oh shit where is he now
Jared: 2nd floor balcony writing poetry

by Actually_Sorabji April 6, 2021