Doing a Jonno

When promises or prior arrangements are broken or not kept despite protestations.

He/she has said they're going to join us, hopefully they're not doing a Jonno and not going to show.

by Olthepol January 19, 2023

Doing a Leicester

Making an impossible sporting dream possible.

"It's called: 'Doing a Leicester'," he explained. "And I'm crossing my fingers to 'do a Leicester' at the Olympics."

by PakaluPapito May 21, 2016

doing a Woodruff

Shitting oneself, especially on Camden High St.

"I drank so much last night that I ended up doing a Woodruff on the way to the cinema"

by Dr Rosser August 12, 2009

Do a Leicester

Verb.
To manage the impossible; to boss it in the face of qualified doubt; to beat insane odds against you.

"England can 'do a Leicester' at this summer's Euros according to Foxes hero Danny Drinkwater" Article Headline in the Mirror (17/05/2016)

by oh_hai_mark May 18, 2016

Doing a Kaylene

To try & sneak out a fart on the couch at your In Laws & then try & blame your toddler when caught out by the big stain on the back of your skirt.

Kaylene was on a new diet detoxing when she thought she could sneak out a fart. Unbeknownst to her, when she got up there was a stain on the couch. When her Father in Law pointed out the stain, she immediately tried to blame her toddler for spilling a drink. That is, until her Father in Law pointed out the big stain on the back of her skirt!!! So shitting your pants is now known as "Doing a Kaylene".

by xbgt351 October 17, 2012

do legs

To run like fuck. Variations include doing pedals, doing hooves, doing sails etc

Guy smoking a joint: Shit its the feds, DO LEGS!
Everyone else: good shout

by motherfucka69a September 5, 2011

Doing a johnston

Unleashing ones bowels on the carpet of an eastern European hotel room in a horrific fashion, followed by having to smuggle the fecal covered bed sheets put of the room, past security, and into a local trash compactor.

He was that bladdered last night we caught him doing a johnston right in the corner of the room the dirty git

by Ox1983 April 19, 2018