Allen could really use some looser pants; He's saran wrapped tighter than my mothers leftover lasagna.
by CloSin^2 January 31, 2016
Get the saran wrappedmug. The state one finds oneself in after a prolonged bender or an extended state of inebriation. Can also describe the act of becoming intoxicated, inebriated, high, turnt, tanked, or wrecked, especially after a period of abstinence or sobriety. Used similarly to the phrase "Three sheets to the wind". It denotes that one hasn't just fallen off "the wagon", but has in fact gone under the wheels and subsequently wrapped round the axle.
Hey Jack, I thought you were off the sauce? Looks like you've been getting wrapped round the axle again.
Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*
Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi
I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.
Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*
Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi
I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.
by Haluci-N8 November 21, 2019
Get the Wrapped round the axlemug. A playful term for individuals who exhibit traits typically associated with being overprotected during childhood, often resulting in a heightened sensitivity to humor, criticism, or challenging discussions.
This term suggests a person who navigates the world as if wrapped in bubble wrap, avoiding discomfort or confrontation to maintain a sense of safety.
Commonly used in social discourse to describe someone who may struggle to cope with satire, irony, or constructive feedback, often responding with defensiveness, outrage, or feeling "triggered" by remarks that challenge their worldview.
The term can also highlight the cultural conversation around parenting styles and the impact of 'safe spaces' in modern society, questioning the balance between protecting children and preparing them for real-world interactions.
The Bubble Wrap Bandits, with their finely honed sensitivity to every jab of humor and critique, are slowly but surely taking over the world, wrapping society in a protective layer of outrage and defensiveness. This new wave of hypersensitivity stifles satire, demands safe spaces at every turn, and reshapes conversations to avoid anything remotely uncomfortable or challenging, as even the slightest criticism or ironic remark is met with defensive outrage—lest the very fabric of their worldview burst at the smallest poke.
This term suggests a person who navigates the world as if wrapped in bubble wrap, avoiding discomfort or confrontation to maintain a sense of safety.
Commonly used in social discourse to describe someone who may struggle to cope with satire, irony, or constructive feedback, often responding with defensiveness, outrage, or feeling "triggered" by remarks that challenge their worldview.
The term can also highlight the cultural conversation around parenting styles and the impact of 'safe spaces' in modern society, questioning the balance between protecting children and preparing them for real-world interactions.
The Bubble Wrap Bandits, with their finely honed sensitivity to every jab of humor and critique, are slowly but surely taking over the world, wrapping society in a protective layer of outrage and defensiveness. This new wave of hypersensitivity stifles satire, demands safe spaces at every turn, and reshapes conversations to avoid anything remotely uncomfortable or challenging, as even the slightest criticism or ironic remark is met with defensive outrage—lest the very fabric of their worldview burst at the smallest poke.
Let’s face it: the Bubble Wrap Bandits are slowly taking over, and soon enough, no one will be able to take a joke without triggering an outcry. The world’s becoming so wrapped in defensiveness that humor’s getting suffocated under layers of outrage and hypersensitivity.
by TonyBamanaboniNZ November 8, 2024
Get the Bubble Wrap Banditsmug. Snap-wrapped meaning when someone cant stop entertaing or gets into others dramma. Without knowing the full facts.
Kyle: Omg Jessica always want to be in our dramma
Karmen: I know right shes Snap-wrapped
Kyle: facts she needs to shut up
Karmen: I know right shes Snap-wrapped
Kyle: facts she needs to shut up
by Bigshookhoe February 14, 2019
Get the Snap-Wrappedmug. by ski0058 January 1, 2010
Get the wrapped up like an onionmug. Jonquavius: Willy-Wrapping saved me from paying child support!
by John Elden Ring October 16, 2023
Get the Willy-Wrappingmug. by Sinqle_Gurl_Swaqq=] April 14, 2010
Get the Snack Wrapmug.