Coagulated fuck puddle

A short definition of all life on earth.

Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle

by anonymous September 8, 2021

puddled

A state of lethargy that an individual resides in. Commonly associated with being thrown into a chaotic social life and burning out over time.

*Paul finds himself in a state of desperation and seeks help from his closest of friends: Rachel, Avery, Nate, and Alex.

Paul: Ohh golly, friends, I am so puddled after this long night of silly activities.

Rachel: *walks away*

*Paul diverts his complete attention to Avery*

Avery: Ohh biblically Paul, made you should take a hefty nap.

Nate & Alex: *in unison* Lets all go sleep together! I know you have been puddled!

by starvedchild2002 September 8, 2021

pee puddle

...........Something you don't wanna find under your sheets when you wake up.........

Woman: *yawn*
Woman: *looks at sheets*
Woman: God damn it! I shouldn't of held it!
Woman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Neighbor: SToP C^nT I'm TryNa Sleep!
Woman: ok geez-
Woman: Ew the pee puddle stinks! I should of went to the bathroom.... but it was 3am when the ghost comes around!

by BubblyBussingStarbursts September 25, 2021

puddle person

A person who is good at art and animation but doesn’t think they are but all their friends are secretly jealous

The puddle herself: I’m not really that good at drawing
T: yes you are
The puddle herself: no
T: you’re such a puddle person

by PuddlePerson July 19, 2021

Cookie Puddle

To have multiple men inject their thick creamy man glue into a woman’s hoohah

“I heard that the football team had a big sopping cookie puddle with that hoe Chelsea”

by That hoe Chelsea August 6, 2021

Puddle Jumping

AN INDIVIDUAL WHO FEEDS THEIR METHAMPHETAMINE ADDITION BY JUMPING FROM ONE DOPE THE NEXT.

Did you see Shanna Schroeder the other? I seen her at Pollman's then Goodvibes then least but not last The Bears. What a Puddle jumping dope whore!

by Nutsack66 August 10, 2021

Wisconsin Love Puddle

When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.

Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!

by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021