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matthew gray gubler

matthew gray gubler is a 42 year old actor who wears mismatched socks because the one time he wore matching socks, he sprained his ankle. matthew is mostly known for his role as Dr. Spencer Reid in CBS' Criminal Minds, but he also plays Chip in 68 Kill, and voices Simon in Alvin & The Chipmunks. matthew is the most perfect man ever and i love him so so much. if i could marry the man i would. but most important of all, matthew is taller than daniel henney.
Matthew Gray Gubler is a hunk.
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Darius Gray

Black male likes to have sex with little boys (8 years old and under)
My little cousin got blown out by Darius Gray
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gray on gray

something you should never wear and if you do change right now
seth’s first day of schools outfit was gray on gray ew.
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The Picture of Dorian Gray

This book is a great cautionary tale for all my friends who want emo boyfriends. With all the murderers, it'll be a miracle if not one person thinks “I can fix him.” You know, if you're into that sort of thing. Did you see how his last relationship ended? Stay safe out there, ladies.

I have to say that there was not a lot of good representation in this book. If I wanted to see white men fuck everything up I'd turn on the news. And how can Basil describe Dorian as his “artist muse” and they didn’t kiss once?! Queerbait much, Oscar Wilde?

All I can say is, if Oscar Wilde claims that Dorian Gray really is hot, we can only assume Dorian had a different haircut than Oscar. If Dorian is as useless as he seems, the least he can do is look good while doing it.

Great book if you are the “queer teenager” demographic, and not the “old man who was made to read it in grade school” demographic. Either way you're picking up on the gay subtext.
Person 1: "Are you reading The Picture of Dorian Gray?"
Person 2: "No. Im reading The Picture of Dorian Gay."
by Gardenfeather February 21, 2025
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gray

relating to old people collectively.
"gray power"
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Bridget Gray

A beautiful amazing sexy 5,4 girl with brown hair and hazel eyes. This girl is smart funny awesome and has a gorgeous body that’s to die for. Bridget also has a gorgeous waist, beautiful eyes, a perfectly shaped booty, amazing chest, and soft silky lips. Bridget Gray Overall is a goddess among women and should be worshipped as such
Holy shit is that Bridget *cums uncontrolably*

I should Kms because I don’t look anywhere close to Bridget and I don’t think I’ll ever match her beauty.

God please find me a woman like Bridget gray I’m so sick of these ugly women and their terrible personalities
by Not Wobot March 18, 2025
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Gibson Grays

Any person who looks comical in apperance and has the IQ of a wrench.
That guy who fell down the stares was a real Gibson Grays.
by sivadiak October 5, 2017
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