I’m under a lot of pressure

I’m trying to take care of my mom. I’m hoping she has at least 20 or 30 years. I’m going to have to start taking care of her.

But I also don’t have a girlfriend or children or a job right now… so I’m pretty worried about my future. My friend said “you know the truth. They don’t.” And said they have more to lose. He says I’m overreacting.

The future is looking really rough for me soon. I’m just worried if I’m going to make it or not.

I’m under a lot of pressure

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023

I’m so normal about

When you want to express your excitement or obsession over a topic, but you say you don’t really care. You’re showing how hyped you are but in a very calm manner. You’re definitely not insane.

I’m so normal about the new Loki show coming out..
Sooooo so normal.

by giant_enemy_spider January 5, 2024

I’m diamond 1

A phrase used to describe someone who has extreme skill in something

*Aiden bowls a strike*

Aiden: I’m diamond 1

by urbandictuser123 September 17, 2023

I’m He-Man Syndrome

Whenever a troll realizes he can one-up everybody by acting and emulating he-man emulating the power and self-confidence of He-man, all the while censoring online the animated content of his minions or group so that they never actually see the Real He Man, which would totally kill him on its face, physically speaking, once they saw the abs, the face, and natural popularity of the original He-Man. Such infected individuals live solely to obliterate He-man and every digital footprint of him off the face of the universe, or else they’re nothing at all.

“Drats, that’s skeletor! Turn that off!” said the botnet administrator clinically diagnosed with I’m He-man Syndrome, in another close call with fate.

by Joey2dope November 29, 2019

man i’m dead

a tiktok trend that went around near halloween last year where someone would make a joke to a person next to them. the person next to them would say “man i’m dead” off screen and be replaced by a skeleton decoration. funniest shit i’ve ever seen

from a tiktok video:
person 1: “hey look. fall, more like ball. (there is a ball next to the decoration)”
person 2 (offscreen): man i’m dead
*skeleton replaces person 2 and falls*

by bfdi July 21, 2023

I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022

I’m really ‘bout it!

A phrase used to convey one’s aggressive desire for forced sexual intercourse; typically used by cowards lacking integrity or small boys who can’t fight by themselves.

Christian: I’m really ‘bout it!
Bass: What the fuck does that mean?
Christian: You got a purdy mouth boi.

by TheTinyDub_ July 20, 2017