Hoestep

An uncomfortable looking walk or gait. (Adverb)

Check out homeboy rollin' wit a hoestep!

by John Thomas March 17, 2004

Crunchy Hoes

A bad bitch. One who sexier than no other, she is one with a pussy so tight and moves that make you feel right.

Jim: "do you like crunchy hoes Tom?"

Tom: "Why yes Jim, I do like Crunchy Hoes"

by brozelk July 15, 2015

Hoes Mad

An Racial Prick "Most Likely A So Called Croatian" That Thinks They Are Top Shit When There Grandparents Died 20 Years Ago.

Bro 1: Luke Zivic going crazy for no fucking reason as of late
Bro 2: It's OK dude, hoes mad, now let's go smoke some weed.

by fockcroats September 12, 2019

Bros before hoes

When a bro chooses a homie over a bitch

Yaseen: Lets go to the movies!

Denver: Nah ima get laid tonight

Yaseen: Bros before hoes bitch!

Denver: Nah ima get laid

Yaseen: Ok sorry for trying to cock block you :

by Sun Diego February 25, 2008

bros not hoes

something my friend needs to learn about

bros not hoes man!
friend:but she wants me to come over.

by lkpo November 29, 2006

Havin hoes

Kenneth MiddleSkin Montgomery

"I heard he be havin hoes"
"Aw, you mean Kenneth?"

by Middleskin December 16, 2018

bitches n' hoes

herpes infested whores

the ones u see walking by walgreens

by WEBSTER January 21, 2004