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one handed high five

Jerking it as a means to boost one's self esteem.
Joe was feeling pretty down about the ladies rejecting him all the time so he gave himself a one handed high five.
by RageQTR November 30, 2009
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The Oh-Shit Handle

The handle on the roof or up high on the side of a car on the inside that you can hold while going around really sharp turns, etc. but usually never use. When you do use it it is probably during something very dangerous, i.e. drifting around public roads or swerving around deer, and gets its name from the words you exclaim at the times you have to grab it.
"OH SHIT" I said as I grabbed the oh-shit handle when we were drifting around the really sharp turn.
by t12j19c95 June 18, 2009
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handie

to give a guy great pleasure by rubbing up and down on his penis and whispering dirty words in his ear at the same time. girls,he'll love you for it.
oh sally, i've got a boner, could you please help me out and give me a handie.
by Sally March 3, 2003
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left-handed jews

Although it is a well known fact that lefties give the best falatio. Resent studies have found that left-handed jews give the ultimate head. Lefties are exellent, but this doesnt hold true for rightie jewish women, they use their teeth or have braces with the little hooks... ouch...
dude, not the righties, go for the left-handed jews!
by theinspector June 18, 2008
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handle bars

a xanex bar a presctiption pill for pain but also sold on tha street. Makes u feel real good.
so my nigga we gon ride them handle bars and sip on that lean
by nina dice June 11, 2006
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detroit handkerchief

The process of blowing your nose into a vagina. Also known as a French Gesundheit, a Puffs Plus, or a Mexican Friday Night.
Recovering from a cold, Jose "detroit handkerchief -ed" the hell out Kathryn's dirty tight privates. Then he played Roller Coaster Tycoon. (roller coaster tycoon optional)
by Mat Paterson January 9, 2007
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handle job

You shit on a rolled up newspaper and spackle it underneath the driver's side car door handle so the person has to stick their hand in shit to get in their car.
"On my last day, I'm gonna give my boss' Mercedes a handle job because he is a fuckin' douchebag."
by Wade 4:20 October 11, 2006
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