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Hoop hurt

When you have a blazing hot curry one night and the morning after you get a burning sensation on your hoop
Boy 1 : Think I'll get the hottest curry on the menu

Boy 2 : Watch out you'll get hoop hurt tomorrow
by Mojojo September 24, 2015
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my dih hurt

My dih hurt used from males to explain that their penis (reggular or chode) (only circumcised) may be feeling injured for instance:

1 getting kicked in the dick
2 getting punched in the dick
3 landing on dick
4 crushing dick
5 she broke it doing a flip
.
Garry:not experiencing penile pain
Travis:experiencing dih pain

Travis, " gawd damnnit garry my dih hurt(gary kicked him it weiner)
Gary, " i hope your dih hurt
by Mr bum on coney Island March 2, 2025
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Hurt a jew, we sue you

Well that's not stereotypical, like... At all, is it? I mean, this fucking guy looks like Toji's worm from Jujutsu Kaisen. He about to spit out a 3-stick nunchuck so Ben Shapiro can fight the woke spirits over here.
Toji's Worm "OoOoOo Ghefoigal! If you hurt a jew, we sue you! Plegh!" 😗🗡

Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."
by Hym Iam May 7, 2024
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Hurted

IM ALWAYS RIGHT BITCH ITS A WORD-Layton
“I hurted my foot hoe
by JIMbOb22437199 May 6, 2023
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Balls hurt

Balls hurt is a stament used when example your balls hurt, It first originated a couple people started to post a image of a non moving picture of yourself. After saying " Balls hurt"

also nigh's balls hurt
" Balls hurt" after the crowd laughed
by Michael china September 21, 2022
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My bussy hurts

When a man’s butt pussy hurts from being analy penetrated repeatedly
I got fucked so hard last night my bussy hurts
by Big Josh March 4, 2024
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my house hurts

Person 1: how’s your day been going

Person 2: my house hurts
Person 1: you should get a colonoscopy
by Ligma42069 May 12, 2024
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