by ColF July 14, 2008
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There has better be a hand in this hot hatchet.
Andy said he would've never gotten off his that river pig didn't have a Hatchet Hand.
Hatchet Hands are so not hot right now.
Andy said he would've never gotten off his that river pig didn't have a Hatchet Hand.
Hatchet Hands are so not hot right now.
by J Clark July 26, 2006
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Probably the gayest car you can ever have. 151 hp that can't even take out a older v6 Mustang. Stock it looks stupid and the 4cyl sounds so gay. I'd rather have a prius than it. The only thing that is respectable is the speed 3. The mazda all around looks really lame and can't get you any pussy. If you want to get a real car get some American muscle.
by Mazdakiller May 22, 2018
Get the mazda 3 hatchback mug.Male behavioral trait. The hatchet monkey is friendly to the same sex without any homosexual tendencies.
Guy who is not gay but comes off as being really gay. I thought that dude was super gay but he ended up being an hatchet monkey. You know the type!
by pigpen hallock September 11, 2007
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Get the haichen mug.extremely unattractive (appearance is so horrible it looks as if someone has literally taken a hatchet to their face)
That girl is so hatchet-faced!
by Kimika October 12, 2008
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