by spicy flamingo July 19, 2016

by GLT75 August 26, 2017

by rsx11m February 22, 2023

by jemilyhook January 1, 2024

Slow minded scared people who listen to Kelly Clarkson and have an obsession with the geographical marking of the counties of Ireland
“That’s handle being handle”
by Handlemember November 27, 2020

The handlebars secured to the walls of public bathrooms, usually near the toilets. They're meant for ease of access for people with mobility concerns, but double as bars to brace yourself with when The Big One hurricanes out of you.
After eating from a sketchy halal food cart, John gripped the hurricane handles so tightly that he bent them.
by Your chicanery buddy August 2, 2023

To grab by an appendage small enough to wrap your hand fully around it, and shake as violently as possible
by ImLosingMyShit March 17, 2024
