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Gumph

A pair of tired old shoes; old school 60’s basketball shoes crossed with galoshes but worn with no respect for people’s eyes or noses as they always stink and are hard to look at.
Dude- that girl is rocking a pair of gumph’s to the school dance!
by The Great Budrow August 25, 2021
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Gumped

When you get stoned as balls and before you know it, a loud mouthed inbred has penetrated your butt
Sean woke up covered in pancake mix, ky jelly, and fart juice. He got gumped by Brian hard as fuck last night
by Gossip Gary October 10, 2021
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Gumpy

Gumpy is a slur used against people with Ginger colored hair. It's mainly used against natural Gingers but some might call another person a "Gumpy" for dying their hair a certain shade of ginger.
Ex: I hate Ed Sheeran, get that 'gumpy' off of the stage!

Ex 2: I told you that you shouldn't dye your hair but you did anyways and now you look like a 'gumpy'.
by SaltyFlakyToes🤤 January 21, 2022
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Gumpy

An Insult or Slur used against those with ginger colored hair. It can also be used to insult those who dyed their hair a ginger shade, but its most offensive when it's used against a natural ginger.
Ex 1.: I told you "don't dye your hair red it gon turn out sillier than a goose with a cracker in its beak" but you didn't listen and now you look like a damn gumpy!

Ex 2.: I hate that guy, get that gumpy off of the stage!
by SaltyFlakyToes🤤 January 21, 2022
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Gumping

When someone is not *quite* retarded but they're like just on that line, so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with them.
"Sorry dude, I was too busy gumping Stacy's ass in the freezer."
by GetTKd December 13, 2021
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gumpledorf

A dwarf (dorf) who is very overweight and enjoys some good gumple (a traditional dwarven meal)
person 1: you're a gumpledorf
person 2: no im not a fat dwarf who eats gumple
by stinkystinkerstinkman December 14, 2021
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Gumpiversary

Every February 12th you watch Forrest Gump for no reason at all.
Its Gumpiversary we should watch Forrest Gump
by Slippser February 7, 2022
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